| A steady stream of "get
off your ass an update" emails has inspired me to do just that.
Whats my lame excuse this week...? Hmmm let me see.... Here's a
few...
- Too busy enjoying the onset of summer.
- Too busy socialising.
- Too busy enjoying a cold Beer.
- My over priced piece of shit 6 week old monitor died again.
- I wasnt in the mood.
Take your pick from that list and you've pretty
much nailed it. To make up for it this update is going to be phenomenal
in size with something to take everyones fancy and guarantee that
it takes you more than a few lazy lunch breaks to surf through it
all... which reminds me - I'm proud to see that my college has finally
firewalled my site. It took em long enough.
Pi
To A Million Places - What
Your Name Means - Absolutely
Useless Trivia
I've had a few requests to
repost the url to this ripper aswell.
- The
System Administrator -
... and for those of you
who think you are smart I give you the Mensa IQ test. It's in MS
Excel format so if you haven't go it installed don't waste your
time downloading it.
- The
Mensa IQ Test -
It was back in early September
that Mastercard sent me a nasty letter demanding I remove the Priceless
section of my site because it infringed copyright. You can read
the letter their solicitors sent me here.
They also threatened legal action against my host [iiNet]
if they didn't remove my site so it was time to get some legal representation
to help me save Priceless - what would the web be without squillions
of priceless pics floating around anyway!?
Now not to poke shit at Mastercard but I'm guessing
that what they were playing at was nothing more than petty scare
tactics. After their original letter, we wrote back and as yet still
haven't heard a peep from them. Maybe this is just the calm before
the storm but I doubt that is the case. The more realistic outcome
would be them having accepted that my site is a parody and I aren't
trying to compete with them by offering similar products and services
for sale. Basically - they have no case against me... unlike these
guys do against them. Funny shit.
- Record Profits for 2000/2001:
$20,000,000,000
- Getting All Shirty Over A Few Parody Pics: $Free
- Mastercard Intimidating Orsm With High Priced Lawyers: $20,000
- Not Getting Away With It: PRICELESS!!
President Bush has asked that we unite for a
common cause.
Since the Taliban cannot stand nudity, and consider
it a sin to see a naked woman that is not their wife, tomorrow night
at 7:00pm all peace-loving women between the ages of 21 & 35
are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed
out any neighbourhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended
for this anti-terrorist effort.
All men should position themselves in lawn chairs
in front of their house to prove they think it's OK to see other
women nude. (A cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your
anti-Taliban sentiment)
Names and addresses of non-participants should
be sent to CIA Headquarters, Langley, Virginia. The United States
and Australia appreciate your efforts and applaud you.
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The next time you're having
a bad day, imagine this:
- You're a Siamese twin.
- Your brother is gay and you are not.
- You only have the one arse.
Feel better?
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Everyone loves Aria and who the hell am I to
disappoint!? If you scroll down you'll find the next part in the
Aria series I have been posting aswell as a ray of light for those
of you who don't check back here often enough and missed the first
parts.
Aria - Aria - Aria - Aria - Aria - Aria - Aria - Aria - Aria - Aria - Aria - Aria
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I'm glad to see people have been sending in pics
of chicks they know. It makes my day. If you are interested in seeing
either you or your other half or just anyone you have naked pics
of on this site - send
em my way.
<email address with
held> wrote:
Subject: They call her Kramer
Here are some pictures of a girlfriend.
She loves to pose naked for the camera. Perhaps I can entice her
into some more pictures, but for now this is all I have. These pictures
were simply taken in our apartment in New Jersey. She's a Scientologist
and is very active in the movement. Naked Scientologist are not
very common, so these are somewhat special. She is 28 years old
and you have our permission to post. please send us a link when
you do, so we can see them. please don't use my email. thanks.
Michelle
- Michelle
- Michelle
- Michelle
- Michelle
- Michelle
- Michelle
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<email
address with held> wrote:
Yo Orsm,
I was on your page and noticed that you have Veronika
Zemanova on your page. You also state that she is an Italian
porn star.
First, lets get the story straight. She is not Italian. She is Czech.
She is also a friend of mine and she is very cool. The picture is
of me and Veronika at a friends wedding last year near Prague, Czech
Republic about 30 miles away. I still live in Czech (I am an American)
and love it here. The women are un-believeable as you can see in
Veronika. The last I know is that she is went to NYC a few months
ago for some work and photo shoots.
Veronica
- Veronica
I get the feeling that this
is just some pic Pechos
found on usenet in alt.mature.female but what the hell eh!?
pechos richos
wrote:
She is a friend of mine her name is Laura
and she's from Colombia. hope u like it
- Laura
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Link bitches/whores/whatever... these guys have
seemingly ploughed hours upon hours of blood, sweat and tears in
bringing their own slant on things to the net. What do they want
from you and I? Just to simply click on the link and go and check
out their stuff... so go do it!
Ajay
On Line - Drunk
At College - Unrealistic
Expectations - Sumo
Hippo - All
Up Enya - Wispurznic
Skool
Shooting - IWANGF
- This
Site Got Me Laid - Legendtofski
- Internet
Gossip
A mother was working in the kitchen, listening
to her five-year-old son playing with his new electric train in
the living room. She heard the train stop and her son saying, "All
of you bastards who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is
the last stop! - and all of you bastards who are getting on, get
your arse in the train, cause we're going down the tracks".
The horrified mother went in and told her son,
"We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want
you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS.
When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you
to use nice language."
Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom
and resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the
mother heard her son say, "All passengers
who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your
belongings with you. We thank you for travelling with us today and
hope your trip was a pleasant one."
She hears the little boy continue, "For
those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand
luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train.
We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today.
"As the mother began to smile, the
child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the
TWO HOUR delay, please see the cunt in the kitchen."
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Hurley - Jennifer
Lopez - Juila
Roberts - Rene
Zellweger
Sandra
Bullock - Catherine
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A New Zealander, a sheep and a dog were survivors
of a terrible shipwreck. They found themselves stranded on a desert
island. After being there for awhile, they got into the habit of
going to the beach every evening to watch the sun go down. One particular
evening the sky was red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze
was warm and gentle; a perfect night for romance. As they sat there,
the sheep started looking better and better to the Kiwi. Soon, he
leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it. But the dog
got jealous, growling fiercely until the New Zealander took his
arm from around the sheep. After that, the three of them continued
to enjoy the sunsets together but there was no more cuddling.
A few weeks passed, and lo and behold, there
was another shipwreck. The only survivor was a beautiful young woman,
the most beautiful the New Zealander had ever seen. She was in a
pretty bad way when they rescued her, and they slowly nursed her
back to health.
When the young maiden was well enough, they introduced
her to the evening ritual. It was another beautiful evening, red
sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze; perfect for a night
of romance.
Pretty soon, the New Zealander started to get
"those feelings" again. He fought them as long as he could,
but he finally gave in and leaned over to the young woman, cautiously
and whispered in her ear..........
"Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?"
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Cool 404's time again. Although
I don't think these are quite up to the standard of the first ones
I posted a while back they may provide a few minutes of boredom
relief.
Vudu Media
- Outta
Context - Muppet
Labs - Cold-Dead-Fish
- Bomis
These final pics are of a honey who I am led
to believe proudly bears University of Tennesee colours. Can I just
say that I have absolutely no idea what the colours of the University
of Tennesee are let alone if they even have a university there so
don't get you knickers in a twist if you know better.
Tennesee
Girl - Tennesee
Girl - Tennesee
Girl - Tennesee
Girl - Tennesee
Girl
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Today is the long awaited 4th part in the Aria
& Kelle Vid that I have been posting for the last few weeks.
I've also been lucky enough to find a little bit of extra server
space so I can repost the first couple of the series for those who
missed them. If its at all possible I'll try and get part 2 back
up next time I update.
| - Aria & Kelle
Part 4 -
- Aria & Kelle
Part 1 - |
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If theres one thing I hate being
accused of, it's doing things in halves. That said - here's a few
more fuct up vids for you all to enjoy. Just a quick note though
- I have no idea who the hell sent me the Fetus vid. It's pretty
wrong so I suggest not having eaten before you watch it.
Fetus
- Porn
Blooper - Asian
Prince/ss - Mobile
Clothes Store - Ideal
Wife - Annie
That's all from me folks. I'm headed off to Gate
Crasher Summer Sound System this coming weekend so hopefully
I can get a few party pics of the whole thing to share with y'all.
Anyways, stay outta trouble and check
back soon! Enjoy. Mr. Orsm.
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