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Aaron - ugly but hung
like a horse. prone to belly button fluff.
Adam - cute,
funny and needs a bath.
Adrian - usually
short and very horny, watches cartoons.
Alan - shy but
sensitive, gets screwed over by women.
Alex - cute and
short but a liar and a cheat.
Amir - amazingly
halarious and gets all the chicks. Pecker is well
built.
Andy - boring
and has a small pecker.
Andrew - gay
and still has a small pecker.
Antonio - has
a great body and beautiful skin, and chicken brain.
Anthony - great
guy and kind to all girls, smells of weed.
Arnold - loser.
Arthur - hung
like a slave and celibate.
Barry - lights
fires, pinches girls bottoms and is well hung
Ben - funny and
can be real difficult to beat at games.
Bob - quiet and
unpopular, eats with his hands.
Brad - thinks
everyone likes him...but they don't.
Brandon - good
looking but uses girls.
Brendan - quiet
and sweet, gets beaten up all the time.
Brett - world
wide slut and really insensitive, women love him.
Brian - mean
and only thinks of himself, no he's not the Messiah
he's just naughty boy.
Bryan - sexy,
but stupid - can't spell.
Bronsen - annoying
and never grows up - has a stupid name.
Bruce - stinks
bad and thinks everyone else's name is also Bruce.
Bryce - fun to
be with and will make you laugh, you'll kill him within
a week.
Calvin - immature
in a naive way, drives a Gemini.
Cameron - thinks
he's funny...he's not, falls asleep during sex.
Carson - fun
to be around and really sensitive.
Chad - cute,
sensitive and very studly - only found in American
movies no real person has that name.
Chris - can't
pull, will pay for women, but has a huge pecker and
can use it too.
Christian - very
sexy and seductive (think 'Legends of the Fall').
Clark - hilarious
and always in trouble, problem with 'jailbait'.
Clayton - very
sweet and adores girls, but very superficial.
Cole - nice,
funny, and fun to be around.
Con - lies to
women and blows up public buildings.
Cory - funny
but ugly, ends up running fashion magazines.
Craig - tries
to fit in - he never does.
Cyril - well,
Cyril.
Dale - Charming
, but sleeps with men.
Damon - total
loser in a sweaty sort of way.
Dan - quiet but
funny, but becomes easily addicted to narcotics.
Dane - weird
but can hold together a conversation with a mermaid.
Daniel - enjoys
root vegitables in every oraphis.
David - hotty
and works out a lot, loves girls named florence.
Dave - extremely
sexy, always funny, intelligent, good in bed, stylish,
trendsetter - i.e. a wanker.
Dean - full of
himself and thinks with his dick.
Dennis - either
very nice to girls or a faggot.
Derek - has a
great mummy, and blow-up doll collection.
Dominic - hilarious
and will do anything to please.
Don - dickhead.
Doug - has a
greasy face, drinking problem and warts.
Drew - bad-arse
losers who never shuts up.
Dylan - horny
bastard, who can't sing.
Dwayne - cool
guy to be around if you can handle his name.
Eddie - wants
too many chicks he'll never get 'cos he's an arsehole.
Eric - shy.
Erik - funny
and treats girls how he wants to be treated.
Evan - a little
slow but sweet, sexy, and model mental patient.
Frank - "different"
- missing DNA - favours girls named Lucy.
Francis - pervert
Gareth - sweet
but dresses too good to be straight.
Gary - drug addict
but willing to share.
Gavin - likes
bondage, S&M with other men.
Geoff - prefers
golf to sex and war to peace.
George - barman
who drinks more than he serves.
Glen - the sweetest
guy - really down to earth
Graham - very
hard to understand, likes group sex.
Grant - HORNY!
but so sweet and you can talk to him about anything.
Greg - really
sweet and feels sorry for himself.
Harvey - cute,
but addicted to sex and/or drugs.
Haydn - tries
hard.
Howard - likes
small-breasted women and pornography (doesn't everybody!).
Ian - really
popular but thinks all the girls want him.
Jake - shy and
sweet but a slut when drunk.
Jamie - sweet,
kind and always laughing.
James - organised
and can be romantic.
Jay - very sweet
when you get to know him well.
Jeff - really
ugly.
Jerome - gay,
but very unhappy.
Jeremy - loud
and thinks that he's all that he says he is.
Jesse - unpopular
and needs to move on.
Jack - stupid
but hot. Always alright.
Jimmy - sweet,
has fantasies of love and affection.
Joe - built like
a bear, sexy but tends to lose his head.
John - has no
friends or life - tends to kill small animals.
Jonathon - think
he's good - he's shit.
Jordan - short
but sexy body and even sexier mind.
Jose - hot boy
with a love of hermaphrodites.
Josh - full of
himself, fun.
Junior - hotty
and totally good at football.
Justin - aggravating
but lovable, insecure but successful.
Kain - the sexiest
guy alive but very stuck up.
Kevin - can never
get a girlfriend.
Keith - good
person to talk to when you have a problem - his is
worse.
Kenneth - very,
very...anything you want him to be.
Kim - very understanding
and caring, feels lost in Korea.
Kurt - can kick
anyone's arse.
Ky - see Kain.
Kyle - hornball
who eats too many cornchips.
Larry - cute
but wannabe player with big arse.
Laurey - short
and funny looking.
Lee - girl dressed
up as a boy, total arse bandit.
Lewis - lonely,
sad git, bit of a tosser.
Liam - loud mouthed
arsehole, normally found in rock bands and pubs.
Lorenzo - fine
and dresses in stolen gold.
Louie - unconventional,
wise and annoying.
Lucas - fat loser
that dates other men.
Luke - seems
to be sweet - Luke Solomons exactly!
Malcolm - tall
man who tends to lose his trousers.
Mark - wished
girls liked him for who he is not his great looks,
mouthy bastard though.
Matt - the Fat
Boy of the class, but is most likely to marry before
his 18th birthday.
Mike - very good
looking but he'll do anything for a girl, which is
totally sweet.
Mitchell - the
ugliest dog and he don't get any.
Nathan - stupid
as hell, and tends to make others feel like he's there.
Nick - HORNY!
but really nice - can't get past the missionary position
though.
Neil - sweet
and will do anything in this world for you, great
in bed.
Oliver - likes
men but is in denial.
Oscar - loser,
a good name for a dog.
Owen - cute guy
who is immature, and sings Welsh songs.
Patrick - drunk,
drunk, drunk.
Paul - cool,
calm and handsome, a quality only found in gays.
Peter - cutie
but very shy, makes women feel like virgins.
Phillip - stupid
idiot who wishes he were cool.
Reagen - ...strange.
Rhys - had his
mind stolen by aliens a long, long time ago.
Ricky - ugly
shithead who everybody hates.
Rikki - see above.
Richard - can't
stop wanking and has more wet dreams than anybody.
Rob - small and
ugly...everybody hates him.
Ross - total
loser and computer genius.
Rupert - arrogant
twat who is crap in bed but thinks he is a stud.
Russell - likes
to play in the leaves which makes him an arsehole.
Ryan - sexy but
weird in bed.
Sam - wannabe
sex machine.
Scott - has serious
disabilities.
Shane - thinks
everybody wants to shag him - he's a virgin.
Shannon - the
most determined and persevering sweety in the world.
Shaun - bit of
a hard bastard, thinks women love him.
Simon - likes
a night out with the lads and curries. Talks bollocks.
Steve - popular
and funny when looked at side-on.
Stuart - droll
guy with great arse and suicidal tendencies.
Tim - hot but
arrogant, can never tell where he is.
Toby - bastard.
Tom - cool but
a bit strange.
Tony - hot, sweet,
and totally fun to be around.
Travis - fat
and horny with the best XXX collection to be found.
Trevor - sweet
and funny but sometimes untrustworthy.
Troy - cute and
popular.
Taylor - gay.
Warren - cool,
homosexual guy.
Wesley - great
guy and easy to tolerate.
Will - wishes
he were popular.
Zach - sweet
and polite and adorable.
Zahid -
devious and sly. Not to be trusted. |