-
Smelling bananas and/or green apples (smelling, not
eating) can help you lose weight.
- A hard working
adult sweats up to 4 gallons per day. Most of the
sweat evaporates before a person realises it's there.
- The average
iceberg weighs 20,000,000 tons.
- The poison-arrow
frog has enough poison to kill about 2,200 people!
- A lump of pure
gold the size of a matchbox can be flattened into
a sheet the size of a tennis court!
- In every episode
of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.
- A duck's quack
doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
- The only 15
letter word that can be spelled without repeating
a letter is uncopyrightable.
- Hang On Sloppy
is the official rock song of Ohio.
- The reason
firehouses have circular stairways is from the days
of yore when the engines were pulled by horses. The
horses were stabled on the ground floor and figured
out how to walk up straight staircases.
- The airplane
Buddy Holly died in was the "American Pie."
- When possums
are playing possum, they are not "playing."
They actually pass out from sheer terror.
- Each king in
a deck of playing cards represents a great king from
history. Spades - King David; Clubs - Alexander the
Great; Hearts - Charlemagne; and Diamonds - Julius
Caesar.
- If you yelled
for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced
enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
- Windmills always
turn counter-clockwise. Except for the windmills in
Ireland
- The human heart
creates enough pressure while pumping to squirt blood
30 feet.
- Banging your
head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
- A crocodile
can't stick its tongue out.
- On average
people fear spiders more than they do death.
- The strongest
muscle in the body is the TONGUE.
- It's impossible
to sneeze with your eyes open.
- You can't kill
yourself by holding your breath.
- Americans on
the average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.
- Every time
you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.
- Did you know
that you are more likely to be killed by a champagne
cork than by a poisonous spider?
- Right-handed
people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed
people do.
- In ancient
Egypt, Priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies.
- A pig's orgasm
lasts for 30 minutes
- Humans and
dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure
- The ant can
lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its
own weight and always falls over on its right side
when intoxicated.
- Polar bears
are left-handed.
- The catfish
has over 27,000 taste buds.
- It was discovered
on a space mission that a frog can throw up. The frog
throws up its stomach first, so the stomach is dangling
out of its mouth. Then the frog uses its forearms
to dig out all of the stomach's contents and then
swallows the stomach back down again.
- The flea can
jump 350 times its body length that is like a human
jumping the length of a football field.
- A cockroach
will live nine days without its head, before it starves
to death.
- The male praying
mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached
to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the
male's head off.
- Some lions
mate over 50 times a day.
- Butterflies
taste with their feet.
- Elephants are
the only animals that can't jump An ostrich's eye
is bigger than it's brain.
- Starfishes
have no brains.
- A pregnant
goldfish is called a twit.
- Clans of long
ago that wanted to get rid of their unwanted people
without killing them would burn their houses down
-- hence the expression "to get fired."
- "I am."
is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
- The phrase
"rule of thumb" is derived from an old English
law, which stated that you couldn't beat your wife
with anything wider than your thumb.
- An ostrich's
eye is bigger that it's brain.
- The longest
recorded flight of a chicken is thirteen seconds.
- The name Jeep
came from the abbreviation used in the army for the
"General Purpose" vehicle, G.P.
- Nutmeg is extremely
poisonous if injected intravenously.
- Only one person
in two billion will live to be 116 or older.
- The average
cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez
oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony,
two of the most expensively saved animals were released
back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers.
A minute later they both were eaten by a killer whale.
- A psychology
student in New York rented out her spare room to a
carpenter in order to nag him constantly and study
his reactions. After weeks of nagging, he snapped
and beat her repeatedly with an axe leaving her mentally
retarded.
- In 1992, Frank
Perkins of Los Angeles made an attempt on the world
flagpole-sitting record. Suffering from the flu he
came down eight hours short of the 400 day record,
only to find that his sponsor had gone bust, his girlfriend
had left him and his phone and electricity had been
cut off.
- Two animal
rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of
sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn. Suddenly
the pigs, all two thousand of them, escaped through
a broken fence and stampeded, trampling the two hapless
protesters to death.
- Iraqi terrorist,
Khay Rahnajet, didn't pay enough postage on a letter
bomb. It came back with "return to sender"
stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened
it and was blown to bits.
- Police in Wichita,
Kansas, arrested a 22-year-old man at an airport hotel
after he tried to pass two (counterfeit) $16 bills.
- A man in Johannesburg,
South Africa, shot his 49-year-old friend in the face,
seriously wounding him, while the two practised shooting
beer cans off each other's head.
- The Chico,
California, City Council enacted a ban on nuclear
weapons, setting a $500 fine for anyone detonating
one within city limits.
- A convict broke
out of jail in Washington D.C., then a few days later
accompanied his girlfriend to her trial for robbery.
At lunch, he went out for a sandwich. She needed to
see him, and thus had him paged. Police officers recognised
name and arrested him as he returned to the courthouse
in a car he had stolen over the lunch hour.
- When two service
station attendants in Ionia, Michigan, refused to
hand over the cash to an intoxicated robber, the man
threatened to call the police. They still refused,
so the robber called the police and was arrested.
- If your body's
natural defences failed, the bacteria in your gut
would consume you within 48 hours, literally eating
you from the inside out.
- The germs present
in human faeces can pass through up to ten layers
of toilet paper.
- Parasites account
for 0.01% of your body weight.
- The longest
recorded tapeworm found in the human body was 33 metres
in length.
- The best recorded
distance for projectile vomiting is 27 feet.
- Contrary to
popular belief, if you swallow chewing gum it does
not stay in the gut. Usually it will pass-through
the system and is excreted without incident. However,
several cases have been reported where the gum has
stuck in the rectum, causing the unfortunate sufferer
to excrete long sticky trails of gum, like a pink
spider's web.
- Several well-documented
instances have been reported of extremely obese people
flushing aircraft toilets whilst still sitting on
them. The vacuum action of these toilets sucked the
rectum inside out.
- It is possible
to cough your guts up.
- What is one
of the most difficult items for sewage works to handle,
as it is insoluble, yet fine enough to pass through
most filtration systems? (Every month Thames Water
removes over a ton of this substance from its water
treatment plants, whereupon it is taken away to a
landfill site and buried) You guessed it - pubic hair.
- Henry II was
murdered by his homosexual lover, who pushed red-hot
poker 0.5 metres up his rectum.
- A woman who
had recently visited South America, where she had
safaried in local rainforests, began to experience
severe pains in her left ear, accompanied by headaches,
dizziness and constant rustling sounds, at first put
down to tinnitus. It became so serious that exploratory
surgery was required, which revealed that a spider
had become trapped in her ear. Eventually it had eaten
through her eardrum and was living within the aural
cavity. The rustling sounds were from the spider crawling
around inside her skull. An egg sac was also removed.
- Money isn't
made out of paper; it's made out of cotton.
- The 57 on Heinz
ketchup bottle represents the number of varieties
of pickle the company once had.
- A rat can last
longer without water than a camel.
- Your stomach
has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks
otherwise it will digest itself.
- The Declaration
of Independence was written on hemp paper.
- The dot over
the letter 'i' is called a tittle.
- A raisin dropped
in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down
continually from the bottom of the glass to the top.
- A female ferret
will die if it goes into heat and cannot find a mate.
- A duck's quack
doesn't echo. No one knows why.
- 40% of McDonald's
profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.
- Every person
has a unique tongue print.
- The 'spot'
on 7UP comes from its inventor who had red eyes. He
was an albino.
- 315 entries
in Webster's 1996 Dictionary were misspelled.
- During the
chariot scene in 'Ben Hur' a small red car can be
seen in the distance.
- On average,
12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily.
- John Wilkes
Booth's brother once saved the life of Abraham Lincoln's
son.
- Most lipstick
contains fish scales.
- Donald Duck
comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't
wear pants.
- Ketchup was
sold in the 1830s as medicine.
- Leonardo Da
Vinci could write with one hand and draw with the
other at the same time.
- American Airlines
saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from
each salad served in first class.
- The very first
bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin during World
War II killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.
- The first CD
pressed in the US was Bruce Springsteen's 'Born in
the USA'
- The mask used
by Michael Myers in the original Halloween was actually
a Captain Kirk mask painted white.
- The phrase
"rule of thumb" is derived from an old English
law which stated that you couldn't beat your wife
with anything wider than your thumb.
- The first product
Motorola started to develop was a record player for
automobiles. At that time the most known player on
the market was the Victrola, so they called themselves
Motorola.
- Celery has
negative calories! It takes more calories to eat a
piece of celery than the celery has in it to begin
with.
- Charlie Chaplin
once won third prize in a Charlie Chaplin look-alike
contest.
- In Gulliver's
Travels, Jonathan Swift described the two moons of
Mars, Phobos and Deimos, giving their exact size and
speeds of rotation. He did this more than 100 years
before either moon was discovered.
- The glue on
Israeli postage stamps is certified Kosher.
- The Guinness
Book of Records holds the record for being the book
most often stolen from Public Libraries.
- Studies show
that if a cat falls off the seventh floor of a building
it has about thirty percent less chance of surviving
than a cat that falls off the twentieth floor. It
supposedly takes about eight floors for the cat to
realise what is occurring, relax and correct itself.
- 101 Dalmatians
and Peter Pan are the only two Disney cartoon features
with both parents that are present and don't die throughout
the movie.
- 'Stewardesses'
is the longest word that is typed with only the left-hand.
- A whale's penis
is called a dork.
- To escape the
grip of a crocodile's jaws, push your thumbs into
its eyeballs - it will let you go instantly.
- Reindeer like
to eat bananas.
- No word in
the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver
and purple.
- The most common
name in the world is Mohammed.
- The word "samba"
means "to rub navels together."
- Mel Blanc (the
voice of Bugs Bunny) was allergic to carrots.
- The very first
bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin during WWII killed
the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.
- Sherlock Holmes
never said "Elementary, my dear Watson."
- More people
are killed annually by donkeys than die in air crashes.
- A 'jiffy' is
an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.
- The average
person falls asleep in seven minutes.
- One ragweed
plant can release as many as one billion grains of
pollen.
- The fist product
to have a barcode was Wrigley's gum.
- No piece of
dry paper can be folded more than 7 times in half.
- A group of
geese on the ground is a gaggle; a group of geese
in the air is a skein.
- Over 2500 left
handed people a year are killed from using products
made for right handed people
- If a statue
in the park of a person on a horse has both front
legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the
horse has one front leg in the air, the person died
as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse
has all four legs on the ground, the person died of
natural causes.
- Clans of long
ago that wanted to get rid of their unwanted people
without killing them used to burn their houses down
- hence the expression "to get fired."
- Only two people
signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4th,
John Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest
signed on August 2, but the last signature wasn't
added until 5 years later.
- The term "the
whole 9 yards" came from WWII fighter pilots
in the Pacific. When arming their airplanes on the
ground, the .50 calibre machine gun ammo belts measured
exactly 27 feet, before being loaded into the fuselage.
If the pilots fired all their ammo at a target, it
got "the whole 9 yards."
- The Eisenhower
interstate system requires that one mile in every
five must be straight. These straight sections are
usable as airstrips in times of war or other emergencies.
- The Pentagon,
in Arlington, Virginia, has twice as many bathrooms
as is necessary. When it was built in the 1940s, the
state of Virginia still had segregation laws requiring
separate toilet facilities for blacks and whites.
- The first toilet ever seen on television was on
"Leave It To Beaver".
- The name Wendy
was made up for the book "Peter Pan."
- In Cleveland,
Ohio, it's illegal to catch mice without a hunting
license.
- It takes 3,000
cows to supply the NFL with enough leather for a year's
supply of footballs.
- There is an
average of 178 sesame seeds on a McDonald's Big Mac
bun.
- The world's
termites outweigh the world's humans 10 to 1.
- Pound for pound,
hamburgers cost more than new cars.
- The 3 most
valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca-Cola,
and Budweiser, in that order.
- When Heinz
ketchup leaves the bottle, it travels at a rate of
25 miles per year.
- It's possible
to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.
- The Bible has
been translated into Klingon.
- Ten percent
of the Russian government's income comes from the
sale of vodka.
- On average,
100 people choke to death on ball-point pens every
year.
- In 10 minutes,
a hurricane releases more energy than all the world's
nuclear weapons combined.
- Average age
of top GM executives in 1994: 49.8 years. Average
age of the Rolling Stones: 50.6.
- The cigarette
lighter was invented before the match.
- Five Jelly
flavours that flopped: celery, coffee, cola, apple,
and chocolate.
- The most horrible
drink to be considered a beverage and safely drunk
is Khoona. It is drunk by Afghan tribesmen on their
wedding night and consists of a small amount of still-warm
'very recently attained' bull semen. It is believed
to be a potent aphrodisiac.
The longest dump ever verified was produced by an
American, who produced a 'staggering turd' over a
period of 2 hr 12 mins which was officially measured
at 12 ft 2 in.
- This is available
from a few select bars in New York. It contains tomato
juice, a double shot of vodka, a spoonful of French
mustard and a dash of lime. It is not mixed, but served
with a tampon instead of a cocktail umbrella and is
known as a 'Cunt Pump'.
- This was excreted
by a 21 stone guy, and was 4 ½ inches for most
of its 8 ½ length. The stool has since been
preserved in alcohol.
- Horst Schultz
achieved 18 ft 9 in with a 'substantial' amount of
seminal fluid. He also hold the records for the greatest
height (12ft 4 in) and the greatest speed of ejaculation,
or muzzle velocity, with 42.7 mph.
- Bernard Clemmens
of London managed to sustain a fart for an officially
recorded time of 2 mins 42 seconds.
- Michelle Monaghan
had 1.7 pints of semen pumped out of her stomach in
Los Angeles in July 1991.
- Linda Manning
of Los Angeles could, without preparation, completely
insert a lubricated American football into her vagina.
- There are more
than 170,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 different ways
of playing the ten opening moves in a game of chess.
- You can see
the stars from the bottom of a well, even in daylight.
- There is a
village in France called Y
- Police in Wichita,
Kansas, arrested a 22-year-old man at an airport hotel
after he tried to pass two (counterfeit) $16 bills.
- A company trying
to continue its five-year perfect safety record showed
its workers a film aimed at encouraging the use of
safety goggles on the job. According to Industrial
Machinery News, the film's depiction of gory industrial
accidents was so graphic that twenty-five workers
suffered minor injuries in their rush to leave the
screening room. Thirteen others fainted, and one man
required seven stitches after he cut his head falling
off a chair while watching the film.
- A bus carrying
five passengers was hit by a car in St. Louis, but
by the time police arrived on the scene, fourteen
pedestrians had boarded the bus and had begun to complain
of whiplash injuries and back pain.
- Swedish business
consultant Ulf af Trolle laboured 13 years on a book
about Swedish economic solutions. He took the 250-page
manuscript to be copied, only to have it reduced to
50,000 strips of paper in seconds when a worker confused
the copier with the shredder.
- Police in Radnor,
Pennsylvania, interrogated a suspect by placing a
metal colander on his head and connecting it with
wires to a photocopy machine. The message "He's
lying" was placed in the copier, and police pressed
the copy button each time they thought the suspect
wasn't telling the truth. Believing the "lie
detector" was working, the suspect confessed.
- A Los Angeles
man who later said he was "tired of walking,"
stole a steamroller and led police on a 5 mph chase
until an officer stepped aboard and brought the vehicle
to a stop.
- 25% of lorry
drivers polled said they fell asleep while driving
last year.
- 89% of Chinese
households have TV, but only 2% have hot running water.
- A thousand
tons of meteor dust falls to earth every day.
- The town of
Tidikelt in the Sahara Desert once went ten years
without rain.
- Women on average
cry 5 times per month, men just 1.
- The only people
allowed to carry a switchblade knife aboard a commercial
airliner are one armed people. The knife is to be
no more than 3 inches long.
- One cup of
whole milk has more calories and saturated fat than
four strips of bacon.
- Two out of
five of us admit to snooping in other people's medicine
cabinets and drawers.
- You'd need
to eat 440 poppy seeds to fail a drug test for opium
or roughly the same number on and in a poppy seed
bagel.
- There are two
million sweat glands in a mans body.
- The times of
day that you are most likely to be hit by a drunk
driver is 2am, 6am and 4pm.
- In October
1991, surgeons at Stanford University Hospital removed
an ovarian tumour weighing over 21 stone from a woman.
It was the largest cyst ever detached from a human
being. After the operation, the woman weighed 5 stone
LESS than the tumour.
- A 50 year old
woman was brought into a New York emergency room complaining
of abdominal pains. During an examination, doctors
found that the woman's labia were pinned together
with old safety pins. Further inside, they found the
dismembered body of a chicken. The woman explained
that she inserted the chicken pieces, convinced that
they would grow into a baby.
- A 63 year old
widow was admitted to hospital in Recife, Brazil,
suffering abdominal pains. X-rays showed that she
was carrying a 20 inch long skeleton of a foetus which
she conceived a decade earlier. It had become lodged
outside the womb and was never expelled from her body.
- A 500lb woman
from Illinois was examined in hospital. During the
examination, an asthma inhaler fell from under her
armpit, a dime was found under one of her breasts,
and a remote control was found lodged between the
folds of her vulva.
- A couple hobbled
into a Washington emergency room covered in bloody
restaurant towels. The man had his around his waist,
and the woman had hers around her head. They eventually
explained to doctors that they had gone out that evening
for a romantic dinner. Overcome with passion, the
woman crept under the table to administer oral sex
to the man. While in the act, she had an epileptic
fit, which caused her to clamp down on the man's member
and wrench it from side to side. In agony and desperation,
the man grabbed a fork and stabbed her in the head
until she let go.
- A Californian
doctor examining a young woman with abdominal pains
asked her if she was sexually active. She said that
she wasn't. A later examination showed that she was
pregnant. Asked why she said that she was not sexually
active, the woman replied "I'm not, I just lie
there". When asked if she knew who the father
was, with a puzzled look she replied "No. Who?"
- A drunk staggered
into a Pennsylvania ER complaining of severe pain
while trying to remove his contact lenses. He said
that they would come out half way, but they always
popped back in. A nurse tried to help using a suction
pump, but without success. Finally, a doctor examined
him and discovered that the man did not have his contact
lenses in at all. He had been trying to rip out the
membrane of his cornea.
- An old woman
in a North Carolina ER complained of green vines growing
from her vagina. Investigation revealed a large potato
trapped in her womb. The woman then suddenly remembered
that she had inserted it two weeks previously, because
she thought that her uterus was falling out.
- In Michigan,
a man came into the ER with lacerations to his penis.
He complained that his wife had "a rat in her
pussy" and it bit him during sex. After an examination
of his wife, if was revealed that she had a surgical
needle left inside her after a recent hysterectomy.
- A Cambridge
man hobbled into casualty complaining of a permanent
erection. He admitted to doctors that while on holiday
in Cuba, he frequented many brothels, and in one he
was given some erectile cream to keep him hard. He
was told to use it sparingly. However, since he was
having so much fun, he kept using more and more. By
the time he came to casualty, all the blood vessels
in his penis were swollen and his testicles had ballooned
in size. Doctors could do nothing except prescribe
painkillers, and told him that it would return to
flaccidity in a few days. They also told his to enjoy
his erection while it lasted, because it was going
to be his last.
- A 64 year old
woman with colon cancer kept returning to hospital
with an infection around her stoma (the hole where
the tube from her colostomy bag is inserted). There
was also a mysterious whitish ooze emanating from
it. After eventually enquiring into her private life,
the doctors found out that she led an active sex life.
"And," she told them, "when we're feeling
really energetic, my husband gets his kicks out of
removing the bag and using my stoma."
- In Kentucky,
a woman complained of a purple discharge from her
vagina. She thought it might have something to do
with the diaphragm that her doctor had recently given
her. "I followed all the instructions to the
letter," she told her doctor, "and used
it with the jelly. "When asked which kind of
jelly she had used, she replied "Grape."
- In Kingsville,
Texas, there is a law against two pigs having sex
on the city's airport property.
- It is illegal
for hens to lay eggs before 8 am and after 4 pm in
Norfolk, Virginia.
- Ducks quacking
after 10 pm in Essex Falls, New Jersey are breaking
the law.
- In Quitman,
Georgia, it is against the law for a chicken to cross
any road within the city limits.
- In McDonald,
Ohio, farmers cannot march a goose down a city street.
And fowl, particularly roosters, are prohibited from
going into bakeries in Massachusetts.
- In Kansas,
it is illegal for chicken thieves to work during daylight
hours.
- In New York,
frogs may be taken from their ponds from June 16 to
September 30, but only between sunrise and sunset.
- In Pennsylvania,
no one is allowed to shoot bullfrogs on a Sunday.
- In Arizona,
the bullfrog-hunting season is permanently closed.
- In Vermont,
you can be fined if your pig runs in a public park
without the permission of a selectman.
- French Lick
Springs, Indiana, once passed a law requiring all
black cats to wear bells on Friday the 13th.
- Madison, Wisconsin,
will not allow joint custody of a family pet when
a couple divorces - the animal is legally awarded
to whoever happens to have possession of it at the
time of the initial separation.
- Dogs in Foxpoint,
Wisconsin, may not bark profusely, snarl, or make
any menacing gestures.
- In Texas, it's
illegal to put graffiti on someone else's cow.
- Cats in International
Falls, Minnesota, are not allowed to chase dogs up
telephone poles.
- If your dog
gets your neighbour's dog pregnant in Danbury, Connecticut,
you are responsible and must pay for the abortion
if the neighbour chooses to have it done.
- In North Carolina,
it is against the law to use elephants to plough cotton
fields.
- In New York
City, one is forbidden from shooting rabbits from
the back end of a Third Avenue streetcar when it is
moving.
- In Kansas,
people cannot shoot rabbits while in a motorboat.
- In Statesville,
North Carolina, it is against the law to race rabbits
in the streets.
- In Tuscumbia,
Alabama, no more than eight rabbits can reside on
the same block.
- A law in Detroit,
Michigan, prohibits crocodiles from being tied to
a fire hydrant.
- Donkeys are
not allowed to sleep in bathtubs in Brooklyn, New
York.
- In Baltimore,
Maryland, it is necessary to document any services
performed by a jackass.
- In Ohio, it
is against the law to set a fire under your mule if
it balks.
- In Arkansas,
if your 2-year-old mule runs wild and is unclaimed
within 2 days, anyone may castrate the animal.
- In Marshalltown,
Iowa, a horse will be breaking the law if it eats
a fire hydrant.
- People can
be fined, arrested or jailed for making ugly faces
at a dog in Oklahoma.
- Dogs must have
a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate
in groups of three or more on private property.
- In Tulsa, Oklahoma,
dogs are prohibited from going on private property
unless the owner gives his consent first.
- In Chicago,
it is illegal to take a French poodle to the opera.
- Dogs are strictly
forbidden from riding in ambulances in Westport,
Massachusetts.
- Wallace, Idaho,
decreed it is unlawful for anyone to sleep in a dog
kennel.
- In Clawson,
Michigan, a law specifically makes it legal for a
farmer to sleep with his pigs, cows, horses, goats,
and chickens. But the animals may not be in the house
after sunup or during the day.
- Florida has
a law prohibiting the transporting of livestock on
school buses. If you live in Franklin, Kentucky, you
can't legally trade horses after dark.
- In Alabama,
no mules can be traded after supper when the sun has
already gone below the horizon. And in Idaho, you
can't buy or sell chickens after sundown without the
sheriff's permission.
- It is illegal
to lasso a catfish in Tennessee and the state of Washington.
- In Seattle,
goldfish can ride the city buses in bowls only if
they keep still.
- You cannot
shoot fish with a bow and arrow in Louisville, Kentucky.
And you cannot shoot fish with a gun in the state
of Washington or in Hazlehurst, Mississippi.
- It's against
the law to get a fish drunk in Oklahoma.
- In Kansas,
you cannot fish with your bare hands, while in the
state of Washington, you can't catch a fish by throwing
a rock at it.
- No dog may
be tied to a shade tree in Birmingham, Alabama.
- An ordinance
in Belvedere, California, states "No dog shall
be in a public place without its master on a leash."
- Another misworded
ordinance is this one from Arvada, Colorado: "If
a stray pet is not claimed within 24 hours, the owner
will be destroyed."
- Fights between
cats and dogs are prohibited by statute in Barber,
North Carolina.
- In Sterling,
Colorado, it is unlawful to allow a pet cat to run
loose without a taillight.
- In Ventura
County, California, cats and dogs are not allowed
to have sex without a permit.
- Cats living
in Cresskill, New Jersey, must wear three bells to
warn birds of their whereabouts.
- A Fountain
Inn, South Carolina, law once required horses to wear
pants at all times. But carriage horses in Charleston,
South Carolina, were required to wear diapers.
- In Calgary,
Canada, a by-law requires businesses within the city
to provide rails for tying up horses.
- In Winona,
MS, it is illegal to drive a car on Main Street because
it frightens horses.
- In Wilbur,
Washington, it is against the law for a person to
"ride an ugly horse" - the fine is $300!
- If you live
in California, you cannot keep your chickens, turkeys,
goats, cows, and other farm animals in an apartment.
- In Cumberland,
Maryland, you cannot keep your chickens with you in
your hotel room.
- In Minnesota,
it's illegal to tease skunks.
- In Atlanta,
it's against the law to tie a giraffe to a telephone
pole or a street lamp.
- Riding a camel
on a highway in Nevada is against the law. Over in
Galveston, Texas, it is against the law for camels
to wander the streets unattended.
- In Arizona,
it is illegal to shoot or hunt camels.
- It's illegal
to take a deer swimming in water above its knees in
North Carolina.
- It is illegal
to ride a mule down Lang, Kansas' Main Street in August,
unless the animal is wearing a straw hat.
- Over in Berea,
Kentucky and also in Willimantic, Connecticut, horses
are not allowed out on the streets and highways at
night unless the animal has a "bright" red
taillight securely attached to its rump.
- Horses may
not wear cowbells inside the city limits of Tahoe
City, California.
- In Washington,
though, every cow wandering the streets of Seattle
must be wearing a cowbell.
- In Burns, Oregon,
horses are allowed in the town's taverns, if an admission
fee is paid before they enter.
- You can't blow
your nose in public places in Leahy, Washington, because
it might scare a horse and cause it to panic.
- In Wanassa,
New Jersey, a dog is breaking the law if it is heard
to be "crying."
- In Maryland
it used to be illegal to seat lions in the theatre.
- In North Carolina
it's a crime to move twin beds together in a motel
room.
- In Tennessee
it was once illegal for three dogs to stand together.
- In Georgia
it used to be illegal for chickens to cross the road.
- In Oklahoma
it was once the law for a female car driver to follow
her husband who was carrying a red flag. But if she
had had five accidents she also had to be accompanied
by a brass band
- Coca-Cola was
originally green.
- Every day more
money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury.
- It is possible
to lead a cow upstairs but not downstairs.
- Hawaiian alphabet
has 12 letters.
- Men can read
smaller print than women can; women can hear better.
- City with the
most Rolls Royce's per capita: Hong Kong.
- State with
the highest percentage of people who walk to work:
Alaska.
- Percentage
of Africa that is wilderness: 28%
- Percentage
of North America that is wilderness: 38%
- Cost of raising
a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $6,400
- Intelligent
people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
- The world's
youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in
1910.
- Iceland consumes
more Coca-Cola per capita than any other nation.
- Bats always
turn left when exiting a cave.
- Donald Duck
comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't
wear pants.
- There are more
than 10 million bricks in the Empire State Building.
- If you counted
24 hours a day, it would take 31,688 years to reach
one trillion.
- Taphephobia
is the fear of being buried alive.
- A crocodile
always grows new teeth to replace the old teeth.
- The sun is
330,330 times larger than the earth .
- Clinophobia
is a fear of beds.
- Porcupines
float in water.
- Pinocchio is
Italian for "pine head".
- The sentence
"The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog"
uses every letter of the alphabet.
- The average
life span of a major league baseball is 5-7 pitches.
- The sloth (a
mammal) moves so slowly that green algae can grow
undisturbed on it's fur.
- Cat's urine
glows under a black-light.
- The world's
termites outweigh the world's humans 10 to 1.
- The electric
chair was invented by a dentist.
- A hedgehog's
heart beats 300 times a minute on average.
- Camels have
three eyelids to protect themselves from blowing sand.
- The placement
of a donkey's eyes in its' heads enables it to see
all four feet at all times.
- Human teeth
are almost as hard as rocks.
- A mole can
dig a tunnel 300 feet long in just one night.
- Ancient Egyptians
slept on pillows made of stone.
- A hippo can
open its mouth wide enough to fit a 4 foot tall child
inside.
- A quarter has
119 grooves on its edge, a dime has one less groove.
- A hummingbird
weighs less than a penny.
- Until 1796,
there was a state in the United States called Franklin.
Today it's known as Tennessee
- The Earth weighs
around 6,588,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 tons.
- The average
person has over 1,460 dreams a year.
- One in every
4 Americans have appeared on television.
The average American/Canadian
will eat about 11.9 pounds of cereal per year.
- It's against
the law to burp, or sneeze in a certain church in
Omaha, Nebraska.
- You're born
with 300 bones, but when you get to be an adult, you
only have 206.
- Human thighbones
are stronger than concrete.
- 7% of Americans
don't know the first 9 words of the American anthem,
but know the first 7 of the Canadian anthem.
- 5% of Canadians
don't know the first 7 words of the Canadian anthem,
but know the first 9 of the American anthem.
- Every year,
over 1000 birds die from smashing into windows.
- The state of
Florida is bigger than England.
- It was once
against the law to have a pet dog in a city in Iceland.
- Your heart
beats over 100,000 times a day.
- Thomas Edison,
light-bulb inventor, was afraid of the dark.
- During your
lifetime, you'll eat about 60,000 pounds of food,
that's the weight of about 6 elephants.
- Some ribbon
worms will eat themselves if they can't find any food.
- Dolphins sleep
with one eye open.
- The world's
oldest piece of chewing gum is over 9000 years old.
- In space, astronauts
cannot cry, because there is no gravity, so the tears
can't flow.
- There are more
plastic flamingos in the U.S, than real ones.
- About 3000
years ago, most Egyptians died by the time they were
30.
- More people
use blue toothbrushes, than red ones.
- A sneeze travels
out your mouth at over 100 M.P.H.
- Your ribs move
about 5 million times a year, every time you breathe.
- In the White
House, there are 13,092 knives, forks and spoons.
- Slugs have
4 noses.
- Recycling one
glass jar saves enough energy to watch T.V for 3 hours.
- Lightning strikes
about 6,000 times per minute on this planet.
- Owls are one
of the only birds who can see the colour blue.
- It was once
against the law to slam your car door in a city in
Switzerland.
- There wasn't
a single pony in the Pony Express, just horses.
- Honeybees have
a type of hair on their eyes.
- Eskimo ice
cream is neither icy nor creamy.
- A jellyfish
is 95 percent water.
- In Bangladesh,
kids as young as 15 can be jailed for cheating on
their finals.
- The katydid
bug hears through holes in its hind legs.
- A company in
Taiwan makes dinnerware out of wheat, so you can eat
your plate.
- The starfish
is one of the only animals who can turn it's stomach
inside-out.
- The elephant
is the only mammal that can't jump.
- The penguin
is the only bird that can swim, but not fly.
- Q is the only
letter in the alphabet that does not appear in the
name of any of the states of the US.
- One quarter
of the bones in your body are in your feet.
- America once
issued a 5-cent bill.
- The praying
mantis is the only insect that can turn its head.
- In Tokyo, they
sell toupees for dogs.
- There are over
58 million dogs in the U.S.
- Dogs and cats
consume over $11 billion worth of pet food a year.
- Fingernails
grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails.
- You blink over
10,000,000 times a year.
- Baby robins
eat 14 feet of earthworms every day.
- In England,
in the 1880's, "Pants" was considered a
dirty word.
- Most dust particles
in your house are made from dead skin
- The Blesbok,
a South African antelope, is almost the same colour
as grapejuice.
- The average
person laughs 13 times a day.
- Men are 6 times
more likely to be struck by lighting than women are.
- It is estimated
that millions of trees in the world are accidentally
planted by squirrels that bury nuts and then forget
where they hid them.
- Ernest Vincent
Wright wrote a novel, "Gadsby", which contains
over 50,000 words... None of them with them letter
E.
- Of all the
words in the English language, the word 'set' has
the most definitions.
- A toothpick
is the object most often choked on by Americans.
- Every 45 seconds,
a house catches on fire in the United States.
- The sun is
330,330 times larger than the earth.
- The most used
letter in the English alphabet is 'E', and 'Q' is
the least used.
- There are more
than 50,000 earthquakes throughout the world every
year.
- The original
name for the butterfly was 'flutterby'.
- Dogs and cats,
like humans, are either right of left handed... or
is that paws?
- The opposite
sides of a dice cube always add up to seven.
- Nose prints
are used to identify dogs, just like humans use fingerprints.
- Bulls are colour-blind,
therefore will usually charge at a matador's waving
capeno matter what colour it is... be it red, blue
or neon yellow.
- Apples
are more efficient than caffeine in keeping people
awake in the morning.
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