Dean wrote:
Subject: Those Cheerleaders
Dear Mr Awsome, a bout an update or two back some geezer posted a fuckin' ACE picture of these cheerleaders in tiny skirts that only covered about an inch of their arses. And what arses ! My dick extended out to its full 4 and a half inches and has stayed there ever since because of those chicky babes. Anyway, I got my detective ( Monk ) onto finding out where more fabulous pictures of these rude cheerleaders can be at found and he came up with www.hoes.ca/soccer_cheerleaders.html. Then his sidekick ( an actress called Bitty Schram - those yanks have some fuckin' wierd names eh ? ) gave me a blowjob because she was jealous. Just made the last bit up actually.

rankin wrote:
Subject: Mental Scottish Site
Awright braw site n'aw that mate, ye've probably seen this by noo but if ye huvnae then its a pure quality site by yin aw my countrymen hae a quick deek its totally gallus by the way. The cunts aff his heid!!! www.limmy.com Ah think 'gies yer jaiket' deserves a punt, maybes a bit specialised likesay but if ye can appreciate barry Scottish patter then its genius ken whit ah mean. cheers pal eh.

Samuel wrote:
Subject: Toilet nanny
Ladies, this product is the answer to your prayers! It's a brilliant, little electronic device that trains the men in your life to put the toilet seat down. The Toilet Nanny attaches to the bottom of the toilet seat. When a man lifts the seat, a pleasant British woman's voice chimes in with: "Excuse me, sir. Please try to urinate in the toilet -- not on the floor. And put the seat down when you are finished. Thank you."

phillip A ryan wrote:
Subject: It must be the age thing?
Dear Abby, I met Laurie at a singles dance. I knew as soon as I looked at her that she was too young for me. I'm 56, and she was 36, twenty years my junior. I really regretted it because we got along so well that evening. She made me feel so comfortable in her presence. Our age difference didn't seem to matter to her as much as it did to me. Abby, I told her I felt people were staring at us. I said they are probably wondering if I am your father. She thought I was being silly and said if I wanted to see her again she would be honored to go out with me. Laurie and I have been dating now for three months. I really like her, and I think she likes me. Still, everywhere we go, I feel people watching us. Sometimes they just outright stare. It is! Very annoying, and I know it is because of our age difference, which draws these prolonged looks from everyone we meet. I just feel so uncomfortable about this whole thing, and I . . . wonder if I should continue with the relationship.

Mike Rammelt wrote:
Subject: How to Discipline Wayward Kids read the story first
Dear Abby, I recently read your column advising grandparents on "tough love" for grandparents to give misbehaving grandchildren, whose own parents let them run wild. I have followed your advice, and enclosed a picture demonstrating my technique when my grandson just won't behave while I'm babysitting for his parents. They have told me not to spank him, so I just take him for a ride, and he usually calms down afterward. Sign me, Tough Love Grandma.

swizzer wrote:
Subject: just a pic i want to send ya (its virus free.. symantec scanned it!) PLEASE KEEP MY identity secret!
Hello orsm dude, hows it going man? I've been an avid fan since I've been hooked up to the Internet (the good 'ol www.come.to/priceless site). well, i have a pic i want you to upload... its of a persons desktop...(look at the taskbar) it's... umm.. been tampered with, but its funny and i cant find a place to upload it. cheers. you've prolly heard this too but KEEP UP THE GREAT WORK ;)