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ofcourse... I think
that the Queen Mum and Princess Diana are our very
own Twin Trade Towers. At last we can look the people
of New York in the face. L.Ward,
Mansfield.
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"When Diana
died I swore I would never smile again, but eventually
I did. Now the Queen Mum has gone I cannot image that
I will ever smile for the rest of my life, but I will
probably break that one too". A.Christie,Hendon.
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"She was one of the old school,
all the remaining royals are shit" J.Clement.
Grantham.
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"I thought she would never
die, she has let us all down very badly"
D.Holmes, Somerset.
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"She was a
trooper and she never gave up. I remember one time
she was visiting a school and I asked her if she would
like to make a visit to the cloakroom before she left.
'No' she replied, 'I didn't give in to the Nazis and
I won't give in to the bladder'. That's how she was,
a fighter, who refused to be beaten by anything. She
pissed herself later though, it was sickening".
B. Forrester, North Yorkshire.
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"She was a marvelous woman,
and a wonderful lover". L.
J.Worthington, Penrith.
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"I am absolutely devastated,
at least we could have got the dayoff".
S.Wilson, Bristol.
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"How refreshing
to be able to mourn the death of a member of the Royal
family without being accused of being homosexual".
J. Fletcher, High Wycombe.
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"Her death
should act as a warning to others who think it is
cool to experiment with drugs". E.
Franks, Cheshire.
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"On behalf on all blacks, I
send the sincerest condolences". T.Watson,
Ilford.
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"Perhaps if
we automated her old golf buggy it could still drive
around The Mall on its own and bring pleasure to the
tourists". Y.
Howell, Slough.
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"Once again
the Queen is not upset enough for my liking, the woman
should have a bit more compassion, how would she feel
if it was her mother?" W.Waugh,
Richmond.
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"It is such a loss, God has
shat on our heads". K.
O'Neil, Inverness.
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"I am sure the Queen Mum will
not let this setback put an end to her public duties".
N. Wallace, Swansea.
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"I hold Princess Margaret in
no small way responsible for this terrible event"
E. Thompson, West Lothian.
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"Bomb Iraq for us Tony, its
the only thing that will make us feel better"
P.McGregor, Southampton.
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"We must do
all we can, send blankets, food parcels, jumpers,
anything to help these brave souls who are queuing
up to walk past her coffin". R.
Thompson, Bath.
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"I have been
unable to masturbate for five days, and will not do
so again until her majesty is buried"
E. Gorman, Derbyshire.
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"Good God, who is next, Geri
Halliwell?". R.
Combes,Romford.
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"No matter
how she felt, no matter the situation, she always
wore a smile. Just like a retard" G.
Hollins, East Sussex.
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"I remember
she came to visit us in the East End one time. She
was so kind, so generous and so sweet. She whispered
softly in my ear, 'you know its not true' she said,
'you don't smell of shit'. She was a wondrous person".
E.Collier, London.
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"Whichever way you look at
it, it just is not as exciting as Diana".
G.Williams, West Midlands.
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"She was one
of us, and by that I don't mean she perpetrated insurance
fraud or lied about expense claims. She was like us
in a good way. God bless you ma'am". L.
Weller, Harlow.
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"If only I could get my hands
on that fish bone right now, you heartless bastard!"
J. Hedges, Cowdenbeath.
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"She had such
a difficult life, always battling against adversity
and misfortune. Let us hope that if there is a next
time round she is given a life of privilege and comfort"
T.D.Wainwright, Hastings.
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