dcydcy wrote:
Subject: pic from turkey
i love orsm thnks. i didnt found upload button in site.

jncoman1636 wrote:
Subject: FoHawk
Rockin the FoHawk

Timmy wrote:
Subject: great site!
Hi mr. orsm! U have a great site. Keep up the good work! Please put this pic of my cock on your site for the female orsm fans that would love to see some male pics. Thx!

Rhett petropolous wrote:
Subject: hey orsm dude
Was just broswing one of those adult fuck sites and came across this pic, check out what i think are her super sized flaps, then again it could just be an oddly long clit! As usual no personal details, cheers mate. Peachy.

Trevor wrote:
Subject: Re: The biggest road registerd vehicle in the world
just a short note to let u know about the photo of the road train you posted 1/9/2006. The biggest road registerd vehicle in the world) they are as common as dog shit in Darwin. Proudly Built in Darwin. They have 110 tyres on the road. these monsters have been exported to the USA. There are a couple that have a mid mount engine. They drive them down into the Tanimi mines and load them then drive them out. And Yes they Are Road Registered and they do come into Darwin for Repairs. The road train pictured, used to transport zinc-lead concentrate from MIM's McArthur River mine near Boroloola to the mine's export port at Bing Bong on the eastern gulf coast of the Northern Territory is the largest registered road train in Australia. The road train is designed to haul 150 tonnes of concentrate, is 160 m long and takes nerves of steel to overtake! the second photo is of a fuel tanker that runs up and down the highway every day(tr-front.gif) 86 tyres on the road

Mssg From wrote:
Subject: Asia
hey dude.. there was a bit on Bali -- photos etc... in your latest page... fuck that... The chicks in Thailand are awesome..or ORSM! ... try FREE FUCKS or as little as $25-$30 bucks company from evening until mid morning the next day or worse still .. cant get rid of them!... get two for as little as $4 total per hour... i mean what a job hanging out with those old fat cunts that frequent the place and getting paid as little as $2 per hour ($34 for 17hours!!! for sex and company).. worse still ... working in one of those blow job bars....yewwwww...

Im getting a few blokes together again and heading over to Pattaya... a spot where theres about 150 bars all in close proximity... Cheap Heinekins .. blow job bars and women everywhere - 150-400 hang out on the beach looking for blokes... the last joint was a town called Lamai in Koh Samui ... its like the wild west.. full of bars, massage parlours and chicks.

the Full MOon party on Koh Phan Gan (held every month on full moon) is also awesome .. up to 10,000 people on the beach partying... check out google for more... THATS A MUST DO PARTY THAT ONE...

Thai chicks are like underwear... you change them every day! Get you some more amazing shots when i get back early next month. I could do a spread (sorry about the pun)... on Thai bar girls for you.

Mark wrote:
Subject: Funny Picture for the Reader Mail Section
Hey There Man. Love the site, definately on the Thursday Night Jerk Off Rounds (haha). I'm a medical student in Canada, and just getting ready for school again this year. Anyways while searching for porn after completing a couple rounds on your site one lonely night, I came across a picture of a patient in need. Being that I am doing my apprenticeship now, I focused on her picture until I was able to fully diagnose her. Luckily for her, the irritation she's experiencing is due to a simple yeast infection. Check out the picture, you should be able to agree with my diagnosis.

John Donald wrote:
Subject: Giant Woodpecker
I don't know much about Woodpeckers, so I don't have a clue as to what part of the country this picture of a GIANT Woodpecker was taken. But, as far as Woodpeckers, it's got to be the biggest on record!

<with held> wrote:
Subject: Priceless
Hello Mr Orsm. Great site!! Not sure if this will pass for the Prycless section but thought I would send it anyway. My mate in Adelaide (who's car it is) would be stoked.

xadamx wrote:
Subject: intelligent being
Nice site Mr Orsm, found this feral running around out the back of the factory. It was bashing it’s narrow fucking turret into stationary objects so a workmate and I had a go at ripping that tin off it’s silly head. First attempt saw the frustrated feline go skywards but we managed to free it and release it back into the wild. It had us in stitches!

<with held> wrote:
Subject: lohans box
hi. you will probably have this pic of lohans box #2 by now. it's all over the papers here in the u.k. fake or not who cares, i'd plug it!!..... keep up the good work.... please withold my info!!

Bevis Sturman wrote:
Subject: al qaeda milk
Hello Mr Orsm, Stupid things tend to appeal to my warped sense of humour. While making a cuppa the other day at work I checked the 'use by date' on the milk, as you do, and noticed the date was 11th Sept. Must be Al Qaeda Milk, it goes off on Sept 11th. Boom Boom! We took a photo, and buggered around with it in Photoshop. It may be amusing to some, and upsetting to others. Use it if you like.

Bish wrote:
Subject: hiya mate
Been reading your site about 5 years now, and finally manage to find something to send you!!!!!!! Walking back from work this past few days, saw this circus ad in a few shop windows, normally I’m not a big fan of them, then saw a couple of acts listed, and wondered if they were a joke, or just co-incidence, I mean, aren’t ‘farmyard frolics’ and ‘canine capers’ old film titles? either way, kids really shouldn’t be present....

Dave wrote:
Subject: This is a health warning!
The question is: Do you use bacon grease? We were raised on bacon grease (lard) as kids and even into adulthood. I will never use it again. I hope you will throw yours away whenever you fry bacon from now on. It seems as though nothing is safe to eat anymore. COOKING WITH BACON GREASE. I just threw out my last 2 TBS. of bacon grease!! This is what happens when you keep cooking with bacon grease. This is a warning, send this to everyone you care about. It could happen to you...

Yok wrote:
Subject: 90kg python swallow pregnant sheep in Malaysia, then can't move
A LITTLE bloating after a big meal is an occupational hazard for pythons. But this unfortunate creature found itself unable to slink away and sleep it off. In fact, after swallowing a pregnant sheep, it couldn't move at all. Firemen in the Malaysian village of Kampung Jabor, about 190km east of Kuala Lumpur, easily caught it after it was spotted on a road. Conservationists were yesterday still deciding whether to keep the 90kg snake in a zoo or release it back into the wild.

ALEX R KOOIJ wrote:
Subject: Hey ORSM
Hey ORSM, Love the site, long time viewer, first time contact. I found this guy on myspace and couldnt help but laugh. Almost feel bad for him but... NAHHH

kevin wrote:
Subject: wtf?
i heard the guy driving the cavalier MAY have had a few drinks.....

Jon wrote:
Subject: Blong to this men
G'day Simon (probably not your name, but I reckon it'd suit you), If you deem worthy, can you embarrass my mate who was so-very proud to get a guernsey with his billboard RS pic. Here's a pic of him when he was a mild little apprentice and vacuuming the carpets. If you throw this in the mix, I promise to give you something with actual entertainment value down the track. It's random and it's shite & it's going to give someone the shits, so I reckon it meets the criteria.

xitz wrote:
Subject: Travel add
This is an extract from a Travel agencies add in last weeks Sunday Times, I thought it too good not to circulate.

<with held> wrote:
Subject: you said you liked these type of pictures
been a fan of your site for a long time, you know the rest blah blah, thought you might like a picture of my bike, i'd love to see it on you site look forward to you update every week, please dont post my email, picture taken in beautiful southern NSW,

Brentin wrote:
Subject: Some car pictures
I saw that you liked the pictures of cars with a nice background. Well I am still working on trying to be a photographer so here is some of my work. Love the site... good work!

Michael wrote:
Subject: thanks for your great site
Hey orsm, I`m a big fan from your site. My greatest wish is it to see anything from me on your page. And now I have two great pics from my and my friends car for your page. You can also check my homepage and link it: car-scene-bobingen.de.vu. Thanks for your great work

Ron wrote:
Subject: Tilt trailor. broke landing, Pictures
I took the pictures. I deliver newspapers and this trailer is on my route. I do not know exactly how this happened, but the trailer has been sitting on this lot for over a year. It looks like it is cheaper to store trailer and pallets, then repair.

Shane wrote:
Subject: Treatment for black eye
Scientific studies have proven that while the raw meat helps reduce the swelling and aids in the healing process, using a cold steak actually prolongs the recovery of broken blood vessels that cause the black and blue marks around the eyes. These same studies have shown that the application of warm, soft, and tender meat is, by far, the most effective way to help eyes recover from the damage. So, the next time you get a black eye, here's how to treat it..

John Morton wrote:
Subject: Where can I get a good, cheap immigrant?
Dear ORSM, I check your site every week, it's always been one of my favorites. I clicked on one of these links in my news page today, and I swear to god, this is what popped up.

<with held> wrote:
Subject: hey there
hi Orsm what's up? I've been a fan of your site for a couple of years now, had a bit of a bike crash last week which laid me up long enough to do some really crapy photoshoping... enjoy

Tom wrote:
Subject: Bumper
Last year I sent you a picture of two dogs that were hung up after sex, and you posted it! I was proud of you. Today I saw this and had to snap a photo of this unique car bumper made from a 2"x12" plank. I know from watching Mad Max movies that you aussies do this all the time, but here in the US it's considered odd.

Lyonstony7 wrote:
Subject: Outside toilet
Thought you may like to see the facilities at the beach we found on a recent trip to Turkey..... saves anyone from polluting the water I suppose!!!!!!!!!

Andrew wrote:
Subject: Happy Thanksgiving...
Dear regular readers (and ORSM), I couldn't let such a special occasion go without offering my good wishes on this day. The yanks and Canadians have really taken this day and made it their own, but I have no problem at all in celebrating it (unlike that damn accursed July 4th fiasco) cos it is a British celebration, taken over there and developed somewhat, and more or less dropped here (we now call it Harvest Festival, but originally used Thanksgiving).

As tribute to this day I offer the first of the attachments, which is of my own creation, and I also offer an article from The Liverpool Echo from last Thursday, by a funny columnist called Will Batchelor. It puts forward a more apt symbol that 'Britannia' for us. I understand from many media sources that America, Canada and Australia are in more or less the exact same position, so its semi-appropriate for them too I would imagine.

Ewoud wrote:
Subject: Flat V6 vs V10
Mr ORSM - Love your site! My mate in Holland used to be a rally driver and is now terrorising the streets of Holland and Germany in a Carrera S. Pretty damn quick. Got some pics of him (with the glasses) doing over 300 KM/H in Germany. We taped a video (see screenshots) in Germany showing you that you’ll have to do 300 to overtake a new M5 Keep up the good work!

Craig wrote:
Subject: Some more statues
Heya orsm, After looking at your statues pix frm this week I thought I would contribute a few I've been living in Guangzhou (formerly known as Canton) in China for the last 2 years. Shamian Island is quite corner of the city that used to be foreign enclave for embassies etc a hundred year or so back. Shamian Island is dotted with these interesting statues. Next time you do a statues pix section, you may wnat to iunclude a few.

Nafe wrote:
Subject: Pneumatic Test Incident
Incident happened in a non-ExxonMobil facility in Brazil during a pneumatic test of the tank associated piping. A bling was NOT installed to isolate the piping - only block valves were closed. The tank "lifted off" and was found on top of the unit!

Dubs wrote:
Subject: PSB
Some gems from the www.perthstreetbikes.com crew

dr_fleau wrote:
Subject: amazing sculptures
Jean_pierre Synott works for a welding company up here in Sept-Îles. He makes these amazing sculptures out of scrap pieces of steel. Here's a dragon he made. I'll try to get some more pics of what he does. Cheers

David wrote:
Subject: Winter Wonderland
Since you've been gripin about the weather and how cold it is since the temp has fallen below twenty degrees, I thought that I'd show you a real winter! These snaps were taken over a period of a few days. The northern longitude of Scotland means that in winter we live in near perpetual darkness as the suns rays skid off the atmosphere at a very acute angle. Couple that with a stable high pressure front and it makes for some proper nippy weather with ambient temperature fluctuating between minus ten and fifteen degrees. You might want to put on a beanie. The boxer is Ozzy (after the Prince) and is two years of age. Quite a piece of work. The snap of the dog on the ice is Cally, my six year old bitch. Worth bearing in mind that she weighs seventy-five kilos. A lot of poundage for the ice to support. Must have been a bit sharp that night. The other snaps are just bits and pieces of the cold. You may notice a lot of white stuff lying around. This is called Snow. It is the result of high altitude water vapour cooling to below freezing point and then precipitating out of the sky in the form of a cold dry powder.:-p Call me Junior!

art zi wrote:
Subject: wierd car
This is pic was taken in Amsterdam. No, I was not stoned when I took this picture but yes it stood infront of a 'cofeeshop'. This is probably the way to get around in when you are baked!

Lee wrote:
Subject: The Judges are blind
These are some of the finalists to the Miss Tui 2006 competition. The last one is the winner. The judges are blind.

Mr B wrote:
Subject: back flip
Hey Mr ORSM dude – been a fan of your site for years. My week is not complete until I have caught up with your latest update. Anyway – I went to the Great Yorkshire Bike show this weekend – and saw some great stunts – here is a movie of a guy doing a complete backflip. Also put in a pic of me and my bike (with my mate Rick the Donkey in the background) stood on the bonny bonny banks of Loch Lomond on a recent biking tour of Scotland. Cheers and keep spreading the gospel

Critical Mike wrote:
Subject: Big #uckin' Chicken
This is a Burger King commercial here in the states. I know what they're actually saying, but you can't deny what it sounds like. It's a buckin' riot.

Clint wrote:
Subject: Shameless band promo prior to australian tour.
Hey dude, Good to see your representing Perth in form of internet excellence...I too represent perth, but in heavy metal excellence. Our official site is pyromesh.com, but is under construction, but we got our myspace going with some tunes up for grabs. Our band is going on an Australian tour starting with Perth, then going over east to Melbourne, Geelong and Adelaide. We're an original heavy metal band, and its a struggling business. Post a clip I made after a hard night on the piss for your benefit and ours.

Paul Vincent von Bluntzer wrote:
Subject: too much spare time
This is what happens when a bunch of guys have way too much spare time! Love the site!

Tomas wrote:
Subject: This is where I live
Hello Folks, Nothing overly funny here except for the quality of newspaper we get to read. I just thought the titles and stories are so redneck.

Monty Chapman wrote:
Subject: deoderent
Heres a video that clearly demonstrates how to ruin a school nature trip and how to get suspended for a week...

scott.forbes wrote:
Subject: Save the Turtle
I'm doing my part........now it's your turn.........forward on this email or post it on your webpage and SAVE THE TURTLE!!!! + you might bring up those Telstra shares!!!

Jerome wrote:
Subject: A video of my wife
Hey just love your site. Here is a video of my screwing my wife. Just a amateur movie and she does not know about it. Hope everyone like it. You can send me a note if you enjoyed it.

Andy wrote:
Subject: buckfast Rapsody
Been a loyal follower of your site and i must say its the best site by far. Love seeing what people send in to you, and i hope you like what i got off a friend the other day, Its a scottish piss take, hope you enjoy it.

Rottiman wrote:
Subject: My Nephew KO himself
Hi Orsm, Your site rocks!! Instead at looking at other people do funny shit I thought I would make a contribution for once. I dont know how I did it but somehow got my nephew to KO himself. TWICE!!! Keep up the great work mate.

Peter Harb wrote:
Subject: Counterscript
Hey there mr orsm. This is by far the funniest thing my mum has ever found on the internet and the only thing ive ever thawt worthy of putting on orsm so if you like it put it up, its works great for me.. a phone where u can record your conversation makes for even more fun! Cheers and thanks for all the work u put in to keep us entertained =)