Kalind wrote:
Subject: Amusing!!!
Hi, It was amusing to see the supercilious posters created by Mr. Andrew and posted on your site. It is a classic case of " Look who's talking!". The British have a history of colonising various countries the world over. They spread their venom in various countries insidiously and when they had control took to marauding and pillaging the lives and property of their victims. Obviously they weren't invited to do so.

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Andrew wrote:
Subject: RE: Urgent ...unprovoked attack on me by Kalind...
Dear Awesome One, My humour that you published on your site the other week was attacked last week by someone that called themselves Kalind. It was more or less unprovoked (I felt) and I felt that it was essential that I correct his or her mistakes. I have attached it here, and put it as .pdf's. I realise that it"s a bit big, but even you commented on the saliency of his points, ...so I just HAD to re-earn your respect, didn"t I? ...Can you at least put it on your site with a link to the main page?

It will be easy to dismiss what I say as some sort of racist rant, but the truth is that I have never in my life been racist, have dated girl"s from different cultures in the past, and have many friends of every colour, race and religion. What I AM though, is someone employed as an Analyst that can see the over-stretched resources buckling under the strain of excessive freeloading by foreigners. We have paid into the health service for all our lives, and yet must wait just as long as a recently arrived immigrant for a vital operation. I know that there is a viewpoint that says be fair to everyone, but I would like to see that applied to the British too.

I do not think that it is too much to ask.

These files require a PDF viewer to view. Click here for the free viewer if you don't have it installed. -Orsm

Sherb wrote:
Subject: Kalind
Kalind, valid points and theres no problem with Students, techies and other professionals who are invading the country in hordes, but you obviously have absolutely no bloody idea of the scale of the true issue! Its the Eastern Europeans, Asians, Russians, Pakistanis, Africans etc who are not students, not techies, not professionals who are invading the country in hordes, who dont get picked up by immigration (and when they do just end up getting huge state handouts), they bring with them an increase in crime, they chew up resources of our state health service - the list goes on. Oh and yeah - its the governments fault! Think i'll move to OZ - see ya soon.

Big John wrote:
Subject: Clips (Scotch adverts)
Hi Mate, I know you dont want to become a political forum but as a reply to Kalind from last week, His amusing rant about the 'we're full' posters for the UK is badly founded because although his history is correct re Britains empire building, this was way over a century ago. There is supposedly a skills shortage here. Any trained individual who is qualified is therefore welcome but surely, the desire to relocate to another country would carry with it an interest in integrating and contributing to that society. Sadly not, as his true colours came to the fore with his comment 'British morons' and 'The colonised may turn in to colonisers'. This is a sign he has no intention of trying to integrate/contribute to a united kingdom but is happy to make veiled threats. Pathetic.

Steve Frost wrote:
Subject: Kalind
Mr Orsm, WTF is this prick talking about, we are being invaded by all the work-shy fuckers from other countries... if the general contribution of the immigrants to the uk was as he said was by 'Students, techies and other professionals' that would be a different case, but that isn't the case, there is no/little skills that the majority can offer, many cant speak English, and those that do work rather than just breeding and claiming off the government, take on all the minimum wage jobs, that lets be frank, we have more than enough chavs that can do that work anyway. So kalind, get off your anti British high horse and put forward arguments based on reality not your own pre conceptions and prejudice.

Lucas wrote:
Subject: kalind
Now im not gonna rant and rave but im afraid kalind you've got it all wrong. Many of the freeloaders in this country havent passed any such immigration tests, they are here illegally. there are countless story's of illegal immigrants killing, robbing, raping and getting away with it because they havent got the right documents to even be in this country. the most upsetting being a DRUNK,ILLEGAL immigrant WITH NO LICENCE AND NO INSURANCE mowing down and KILLING a FIVE YEAR OLD BOY. what did he get? 5 FUCKING MONTHS AND THEN PACKED OFF BACK HOME. and im not joking. Cheers orsm keep up the fantastic work mate.

drimn wrote:
Subject: hey, wanted to donate to your site
Hey Ive been reading your site for few months, maybe a year, always wanted to send in stuff, but never had stuff good enough. This audio clip is my friend totally wasted leaving me a voicemail at 3 am while i was asleep.

Norrie12 wrote:
Subject: baseball video
check out the girl in the front row when he pitches...

Bruce wrote:
Subject: a set-up for bush to go to war?
Howdy, I trust you remember your new years party. Enjoy the clip and let me know if you think it was it a set-up for bush to go to war. Also did you ever see this movie http://www.fahrenheit911.com ?

John Donald wrote:
Subject: F-16 Bird Strike, Movie and Sound ...
F-16 engine ingests bird after takeoff. A "Bird Strike," as seen through the HUD. You can see the bird just Prior to impact. These guys were very cool; note the heavy breathing... they certainly flew longer than one would expect before ejecting. Airspeed can be observed on the HUD's upper left corner. On the other hand, it just goes to show how quickly your day can go to pieces - 45 seconds from strike to ejection.

Nigsy wrote:
Subject: Prank radio phone call
Hi Orsm.. Radio one DJ Scott Mills does prank calls all the time. In this one a bloke has trashed his girlfriends flat and she doesn't know why, so she contacted Scott to see if he could find out the reason! Attached is the phone call that Scott set up....... enjoy!

Alex wrote:
Subject: Superman Rollercoaster.
I fucken shit myself and screamed like a girl at Warner brothers last week. But it was worth changing the shit out of my Jocks, for such a roller coaster rush.

GILBERT ROUNDS wrote:
Subject: copper mine
This is also from my trip home, this is in Utah. right next to Salt Lake City. I was told it is the worlds largest copper mine. I think the tallest peak is around 5,000 feet.

JJ wrote:
Subject: Ex-coworker
Mr. ORSM, found these pics on an old disk of a former coworker and thought it would be fun to share. Keep up the great work.

GILBERT ROUNDS wrote:
Subject: frog violates cat
Forgot I took this one, my wife says even frogs need a little pussy now and then.

<with held> wrote:
Subject: pic
G'day Mr. Orsm- Like everyone elce I cant wait to get home on Thursdays to see your update... they make a bad day seem so much better. The RS and the jokes you post are my favorite parts. Keep it up dude!! I attached a picture I took while on the road. The name Fung Wah Bus cracks me up so much. I just noticed that the sign on the right says "Blacks Nation" also kinda funny.

<with held> wrote:
Subject: Indy cameltoes
Hey there mr ORSM, I read a few weeks back that someone wanted some pics of cameltoes from indy... I have heaps, but thought I'd send them over time. Here's one to start with.

Silent One wrote:
Subject: They grew back !!!
Hey ORSM, I've been a fan for a long time as you'll see. I saw a pic of a girl recently and remembered seeing her years ago on the old 'i.am/orsm' site, a photographic memory for porn I guess. She appeared in November 2000 as an amputee but great news .... the legs grew back and damn she looks good.

qbikal wrote:
Subject: Toxic Earphones
Hi my friend. I"ve been a visitor of your site for years now. I recently bought a battery powered radio which came with a pair of earphones. When I took out the earphones I notice an attached label that was so absurd I took it around all day showing people. I think the other visitors of your site would probably get a kick out of it too. I promise you, these headphones came out of the box exactly as shown in the picture.

Robos wrote:
Subject: For RS - bag of peanuts that "may contain traces of nuts".
Keep the site cranking mate. Hope Chrissy went well back home. Something my brother sent me I thought you could use.. Cheers.

GILBERT ROUNDS wrote:
Subject: Condi
All the evidence is not in, but it appears that Secretary of State Rice may have slept with ex-president Bill Clinton.. Will send details when they become available; all I have now is this attached photo.

Tim wrote:
Subject: My photoshop skills!
Hey Orsm, A friend of mine that i think you will agree looks like Avid merrion. The Irish and English will love this one.

Bill Briggs wrote:
Subject: fire
Buncefield fire

Trev wrote:
Subject: Amsterdam! photos
hi Orsm! I know you enjoy getting photos of the weird, funny, impressive type & I thought you'd enjoy these photos I took in Amsterdam late last year.

Tofie wrote:
Subject: Black Beauty
know you like this stuff ( not to sure about the red seats tho)

<with held> wrote:
Subject: NAMM show girls
Here's a batch of pics (14 in all) of girls from the NAMM show 2006. NAMM is musical instruments, which means rock stars! Anaheim Convention Center Jan. 19-22, 2006.

John Donald wrote:
Subject: New Orleans 2006 t-shirts
New Orleans 2006 t-shirts

Beno wrote:
Subject: MY NEW PIMPED OUT RIDE! ORSM I CAN SEE YOU IN THIS!
Hey lad you said you needed a new ride? well i think ive found it! Turn it up lad!

Raj wrote:
Subject: Your site so rox !!
Hey Orsm! I've been a regular visitor to ur site since 2001. Your site so rocks man.. and it only gets better every week. Keep going.. And ya.. the attached pics are from remote village roads in India where accidents are frequent. They have put these signs there. Kinda funny! Cheerio!

Henry Jackson wrote:
Subject: Wide Load: Cooker Delivery - Fort MacMurray, Alberta, Canada
pretty sure these are classified as North America's largest load by trucks. theres lots of support vehicles for these moves, a spare truck for pulling or pushing, another truck with a trailer that has spare part's {tires mainly} and about 10 escort vehicles. The speed they move at is about 50kmh {10 uphill} so it's not too hard to pass.