Time to clear some of the backlog... below
you'll find mail that you guy's have sent me over the last month
or two... maybe longer in some cases... either way it's probably
a good idea to keep that in mind - some of them refer to stuff thats
been posted on the site as far back back as December or were relevant
when the Tsunami thing happened or whatever. You guys's will figure
it out I'm sure...
Dean
wrote:
Subject: Triple J's Off My List Too
Just noticed you mentioned you dont listen
to Triple J anymore. I've gone off it to, but I must admit
at night it becomes an entirely different station. When
the sun goes down they seem to concentrate on the music
and leave all the political bullshit out. Some of those
Aussie rap songs were fucking unbelievably bad weren't they
? Apparently 30 years ago when they started, they were a
great station until they got hijacked by the 'Tim and Debbie
' brigade.
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Paul
wrote:
Subject: pedantic
hello orsm, you used the word pedantic
in your latest update. as per 99% of the uneducated, you
used it incorrectly. it does not mean fussy or neurotic.
it means showing one's superior knowledge for the sake of
it. this email is pedantic.
(p.s. if you feel the need
to join the gang, referring to my lack of capital letters
would certainly qualify you as pedantic. anyways - great site,
your writing is as entertaining the pics/videos. keep it up.) |
john krznaric
wrote:
Subject: japan tv
Orsm, That video of the japanese
gameshow blew me away. So had to do some research and
find out what it was about. So if any of your readers are
interested give them this
link. Love your site by the way. Go Aussie
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Steve Gladson
wrote:
Subject: Laura Bush's hand gesture in your RS pictures
Explanation of Laura
Bush’s hand gesture in your latest RS pictures.
She is using the “hook em horns” sign in the
support of the University of Texas football team playing
in the Rose Bowl. George Bush was Governor of Texas and
resided in Austin, Texas home of the University of Texas.
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Nick B
wrote:
Subject: rs pic
Hi Mr ORSM. Just for information for
whoever or wherever the
picture of President Bush and the First Lady came from.
Her hand is'nt a wave. It's a sign for the College football
team meaning Hook em' Horns. Not too unlike the I Love You
sign in Hawaii.
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Simon
wrote:
Subject: Ain't feedback a bitch...
Yo O, And u thought u may have gotten
someone blasting u in this email, lol...? The feedback is
that the site's good, and I personally like the small updates
you've been doing since you got back... hopefully that means
a lot more time for you, but I somehow doubt it.
What I thought of instead was
to offer up an idea... I may be the only one, but I like reading
what you've been up to since the last update (how Big Brotherish...),
but what I thought would be cool is if perhaps there were
some more Q and A series...you know, the time when your friend
asked you some questions and you responded to em... well I
know there's the Orsm forums and all, but how about if some
of the users who come to the site got to ask you a few questions
this time...? Might make things a bit interesting... anyway,
just an idea... site's mad anyway. Hopefully you'll be lucky
enough to catch a one day international match at the WACA,
as they certainly are a fun time if you've never been to one...
counting the people who get thrown out of the ground is a
great game itself...Ciao O.
Fire some questions
my way and I will see if I can answer them... -Orsm |
Jesus
wrote:
Subject: Scarlett Johansson Grabbing her boob!
This
picture isn't THAT new, I saw it on gawker or defamer
earlier this week. One of my contributors posted some more
pics and a video to go with it, it’s supposed to be
the full clip from the movie. It may or may not be of interest
to you, but I figured I would let you know about it regardless.
I appreciate all the support from the Kournikova post, and
I will keep on delivering the goods.
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John
wrote:
Subject: Rebuilding effort in Asia
Watching the [Tsunami] aid concert tonight
and heard a hotel owner going on about tourists needed back
in Asia. I was wondering: 1) Is the relief effort being used
to rebuild their businesses as well as the homes, hospitals,
schools? 2) Should it be? 3) Did any of these businesses have
insurance?
Some businesses are there
because they can pay peanuts to their staff and charge tourists
heaps to make enormous profits. |
Nick
wrote:
Subject: Hotties from salem pic
Mr. Orsm, You have, without a doubt,
the coolest web site of ALL TIME! The girls in the pic are
from a fairly small town in the midwest U.S.A. Since the
town is so small these
ladies are fastly becoming celebrities! I just happen
to be from the same town they are and I thought it pretty
cool to see local talent. I have been with your site since
the beginning and I will be here till My Dying Day. Keep
up the good work, and keep doing what you do best www.orsm.net
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<with held>
wrote:
Subject: about pictures someone sent in
someone sent in pictures last time about
a dumb
bitch.... now... i looked at the pictures... first the
hands look strangely manly.... second.... the body shape
is manly.... third.... the arms look like a guys..... why
do i think its a guy who got a sex change?
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Roundman
wrote:
Subject: KBW
Dear ORSM, Going through your Christmas
update I came across the following [clip]
in one of your "hidden" links. Now this reads
as Rodney Rude - Hey Santa Claus, and upon listening this
ain't Rodney Rude. Furthermore, as a good, proud WA boy,
how could you get it so wrong, and not give credit to the
correct artist, another great West Australian, Kevin Bloody
Wilson. KBW has a wonderful Christmas album full of Xmas
ditties, and I recommend that everyone should have a copy.
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JBM Driver
wrote:
Subject: ducks in a tree
Hey Orsm, Could you be so kind as to
inform the guy who took the picture
of ducks in a tree... that ducks head for trees when
gators hit the pond!!!! I know what I'm talking 'bout, I've
seen it happen hundreds of time. I lived Fla. for over 10
years. Ducks and gators don't share a pond.
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Chad McNabb
wrote:
Subject: Deluxe Ocean Liner Pics
Good evening Mr. Orsm. I have been browsing
your site for a while now. I haven't had a reason to write
before now, but seeing the pics
that you posted in your most recent update made me write.
I have been on that ship, or
it's twin ship. The ship you posted cruises the coast of Alaska,
and it's sister cruises the Caribbean, called Adventure of
the Seas. They are the largest ships on water in the world,
or at least that is what Royal Carribean, the cruise line
that owns them says.
They are huge ships and the
pictures that you posted don't even begin to show it. There
is an onboard gym, not that many people ever used it. There
is a walking path around the outside near the pools. I believe
that they said it was a quarter of a mile around, and that
only covers the front half of the ship. There is a rock climbing
wall, a tennis court, and many other "features."
There is a full theatre where they tape their onboard entertainment
to show on their onboard channel. I have pics, but I don't
know where they are at the moment. If I can find them, I will
send them on to you.
Thanks for the great site.
I check it out weekly, if not more often than that.
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Howard
wrote:
Subject: RE: Yok P LAI's message
In reply to Yok P LAI's note about white
people relaxing and enjoying themselves in Thailand (or
somewhere) after the Tsunami, while the locals are still
completely devastated. I share your disgust mate. I would
also go as far as betting a £10 that they're German!
Bastards! Look at the one with
the gut, drinking beer and you have to agree!
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The cloud formation pics sent in by Steve got
a pretty big response. I remember the day it happened quite well
- rain came out of nowhere and it was humid as hell...
Abhorsen
wrote:
Subject: Cloud Formations
Hey Orsm, Can i ask are we sure tho cloud
formations are Genuine? and not some bored pubescent
teen on Photoshop? If so i'd like to know what kind of formation
they were any chance of posing this question on your next
update? Anyway keep up the good work, RS rules!
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Horatio wrote:
Subject: Clouds over Armadale 20050203
Hi Orsm, Steve sent in some terrific
photographs of Mammato
clouds over Armadale. These are not often seen - only
when there is a big thunder cloud around. Clouds normally
form when air rises, and as it cools the water vapour turns
into water droplets when the temperature gets below the
dew point. So most clouds are flattish on the bottom but
lumpy on top. In a big thunder head cloud there are very
violent updraughts and also cold downdraughts - these are
the beasts that occasionally cause air crashes by pushing
the aircraft into the ground. That's what causes the protuberances
below the base of the cloud. And Mammato means, er, well,......
tits. Who said meteorology was dull! The photos are very
good indeed, lit from the side by a setting sun I imagine.
The Oz met office might like them.
Incidentally, in your Coolpix
section there is a fine thunder cloud of great vertical extent
with the typical anvil head. This happens when the rising
air reaches the tropopause and can't rise any further. The
latin nale for the cloud at the top is the best tongue-twister
in the list - Cirrus Spissatus Cumulonimbo-genitus. All that
means is "High, Thick cloud from a thunder storm".
Great Site. Keep it up. It's
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Jason
wrote:
Subject: Clouds
Gidday, Notice that you have some pics
of some interesting
clouds on your site this week and the guy did not know
what they were called. The proper meteorological term is
Cumulus Mammatus. It is a harmless sub type of storm cloud,
that generally forms after a major storm has passed. It
is formed when air in the cloud begins to descend relative
to the other air within it.
It is often mistaken for a precursor
to Tornadoes or other "BAD" phenomena, but from
all accounts is harmless, just a bit of turbulence and down
drafts for pilots and passengers of aircraft. Hope this
helps! and as everyone else says, love your site!
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JClimate1
wrote:
Subject: Weird Clouds
Dont have anything real interesting to
say and I dont think anyone will care, but to answer Steve
on what type of clouds he snapped the pictures of, they
are called Mammatus
clouds. The clouds are rare and usually form when clouds
from a very large cumulonimbus cloud, AKA Thunder cloud,
begin to descend. The clouds are also a sign that the worse
of the weather has passed. Just thought I would share a
little of my useless weather knowledge. By the way, awesome
site.
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Bill "the
Psycheman" Sellers wrote:
Subject: types of clouds
As the son of a weather forcaster for
over 50 years, here in the US, I can truthfully say that
those are mammatus
clouds named such as they resemble mammary glands. Not
that uncommon, but certainly nice to look at.
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Keith
wrote:
Subject: Mammaries? Udders? Breasts? No . . . Clouds
Orsm Clouds! In your latest update, you
have an email from Steve who enclosed 7 pictures of clouds.
He didn't know what to call them. Anyone visiting this site
would have little trouble thinking immediately of mammary
appendages and they would be perfectly correct. The proper
name for these clouds is Cumulonimbus
Mamma and further examples can be found by Googling
those words.
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Robb
wrote:
Subject: This is where you're tax dollars go...
Hey orsm, check this out: toiletmap.gov.au
... thats an actual genuine government approved website...
what tha fuck! I want my tax dollars back!
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Thatmosis has been a busy man...
Thatmosis
wrote:
Subject: Political Correctness
Thought I would be good over the break
but couldn't let this go. Seems "Political Correctness"
has finally come around and bitten them on the bum. Who,
you ask, why our good mates the Yanks. "Christmas"
a word held dear by most Christians is not being used in
America for fear of offending people of different faiths,
its "have a Happy Holiday" , "Holiday Sales"
etc.etc. Imagine Xmas Carols without the offending word,
and what about Christians its got that word in it and Christening,
The mind boggles, GET A LIFE PEOPLE. Are the other religions
going to stop using their words to describe their beliefs
because they may offend someone, I think not. You may have
one of the most powerful countries in the world but if your
combined IQ was dynamite you couldn't blow the skin off
a rice pudding. Bloody scary for the rest of us mere mortals
and to those I say I hope you had a very merry CHRISTMAS
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Thatmosis
wrote:
Subject: Tsunami
Happy New Year to Orsm and all the orsmites
out there. Couldn't agree with you more, Tsunamied to the
eyeballs and beyond. I feel for the people who have suffered
but the feeding frenzy shown by the world media is out of
control. Its as though a starving mob has been thrown a
bit of crust which they will fight over until every last
morsel has been devoured, masticated, regurgitated and devoured
again ad infinitum, or in this case ad nausium. Let it go,
let the volunteers do their work and the survivors have
some dignity in their grief.
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Thatmosis
wrote:
Subject: Prince Harry
Well the poms have done it again, if
there ever was an argument for abortion Prince Harry is
it. Its nice to see that the years of inbreeding are finally
starting to pay off. This is the guy that they are going
to make an Officer in the Army, would you follow him into
battle????? I'm afraid he would have what is quaintly called
a regretable incident, worked with his mother!
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Thatmosis
wrote:
Subject: xmas blues
Last year I promosed to tell you how
to beat the Xmas blues, I've been doing this for 4 years
and it works. Several easy steps to a stress free Xmas.
!st- buy all your Xmas cards now and in the next few weeks
fill them in and put them aside, dont seal them. 2nd- Start
an account with the local bottle shop and deposit $10.00
a week. 3rd- Sign up for one of those Xmas goodies hampers,
doesn't matter which one. Thats enough to get you started,
more soon.
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And for some other decent emails too good
not to post...
Luke wrote:
Subject: Owned. Check this man , My friend
is an animal. This chick has no idea. Cheers.
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bedouinn
wrote:
Subject: Cum in South Africa
Orsm, great site, great stuff. I was
@ Canal Walk, Cape Town, RSA and saw this sine which fits
only in your site. I thought you deserve to see it and show
it if you deemed it appropriate and in line with your site
characteristcs, so, let ladies quoe up for the Cum to be
:) Please no email to be shown. Thanks
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Mike McDonough
wrote:
Subject: Discount Plastic Surgeon
....my buddy, the guy who always knows
somebody to buy everything at a discount, bought his girlfriend
a boob job at 50% off...... I understand he gets out of
the hospital next week.....
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Stuart
wrote:
Subject: dont lick
taken by me at a golf corse in perth..
i diden't know there was a problem with lots of people licking
there golf balls.. but anyway! thanks.
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Bruce Todd
wrote:
Subject: Ice Houses!
Here's two pics of a couple of houses
that are located in Hull Quebec, just over the Ontario boarder
in Canada. They pictures were taken shortly after a recent
typical storm went through, so you may want to plan your
trip to Canada in July or August.
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Smaily
wrote:
Subject: Read the text first then view attachment
There is a company in Sweden called Locum
AB, which owns and manages Nursing homes and other medical
buildings. Locum decided to place an ad to celebrate Christmas
and the New Year. The copywriter at the ad agency suggested,
"Why not replace the "o" in Locum with a heart.
You know, all sort of cuddly and all?" The coolest thing
was the comment from Locum's boss when the papers interviewed
him about the mistake. "Ah, well. These things happen.
And if it helps to fill our maternity wards we don't mind."
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Slo Michael
wrote:
Subject: Psychic News The local News
channel in San Luis Obispo, Ca. has the edge on their competition. |
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Midnighter777
wrote:
Subject: Drunken sleeping mates
Hi, just wanted to share a few pictures
of my mate Scott being humiliated while he sleeps. He cant
look us in the eye now without feeling violated, with friends
like these....
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Tyler
wrote:
Subject: Shaving cut
Here's a pic of me doing something dumb,
use it if you wish.
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Sean Anderson
wrote:
Subject: My good man
Love your site. Been on it for years.
Anyways, when I landed in London Heathrow for a transit,
I noticed lots of Virgin Airlines planes, each with their
own slogan. I had to whip out my camera and take a pic of
this one though, cause it reminded me of the sense of humour
the British have (compared to north americans).
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