It all started when I sarcastically asked for a translation of an email I received. Funny shit. I've never actually met anyone who spoke the way Nickwon Larock did in real life... it's only something I had come across in movies. Here's the original email:

Nickwon wrote:
Subject: What up son?

Yo kid I just wanted to give mad props on the "REEF" bitches them hoes be off the hook son!!! Yo we got some bangin hoes in Cali but them brods is doin it in a major way! Is that in Australia or what if so homeboy a nigga gonna book my ticket now! Well anyhoes I thought I would holla and give some props to your site.....Keep tite aiight.
One Luv
Nickwon Larock

What followed was a string of rather humouous translations...

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Dan Dix wrote:
Subject: u asked for a translation

Brother, here's your translation.

He Says:
Yo kid I just wanted to give mad props on the "REEF" bitches them hoes be off the hook son!!! Yo we got some bangin hoes in Cali but them brods is doin it in a major way! Is that in Australia or what if so homeboy a nigga gonna book my ticket now! Well anyhoes I thought I would holla and give some props to your site.....Keep tite aiight.
One Luv
Nickwon Larock

English Translation:
Hi, I would like to commend you on the "Reef" girls, as they are quite tantalizing. I Would also like to say that we have some spectacular women in California, but yours are overall superior. Are they from Australia, because if so, I would no sooner rush to purchase an airline ticket over there.

Anyway, I thought to myself that I would write to you and give you the deserved accollades for your fantastic website. Keep up the good work.
Yours Sincerely,
Nickwon Larock

Translation by Dan Dix. I hope this has brought u a little clarity as to what that "G" was saying.
Fucken yanks
anyway, nice site, luv the chix

Melbourne's finest,
Dan Dix :)

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Keith J. Frank wrote:
Subject: Translation for Nickwon Larock 's e-mail

Feel free to post this in your next update.

I am a white guy from around Albany, NY. For those of you who don't know, Albany is the capitol of this state. I am friend to many black people. I guess you could say, I'm fluent in Ebonics and English. For example, I will translate the following:

Yo kid ~~Hey, how's it going Mr. Orsm?~~ I just wanted to give mad props on the "REEF" bitches them hoes be off the hook son!!! ~~I wanted to thank you for posting the "Reef Women" on your last update. They are very attractive.~~ Yo we got some bangin hoes in Cali but them brods is doin it in a major way! ~~We've got some pretty ladies in California, but those women are of a much higher calibur.~~ Is that in Australia or what if so homeboy a nigga gonna book my ticket now! ~~Were those pictures taken in Australia? If so, Mr. Orsm, I'm going to book a flight to Austraila as soon as possible.~~ Well anyhoes I thought I would holla and give some props to your site ~~Thanks for your time; I just wanted to give suitable thanks for your website.~~ .....Keep tite aiight. ~~Stay well, my friend, ok?~~
One Luv ~~With much respect,~~
Nickwon Larock ~~No translation available; typical ghetto name. The mother was most likely unsure of who the father was, and named the child after one of her many lovers.~~

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BobEvil wrote:
Subject: Translation

Yo kid I just wanted to give mad props on the "REEF" bitches them hoes be off the hook son!!! Yo we got some bangin hoes in Cali but them brods is doin it in a major way! Is that in Australia or what if so homeboy a nigga gonna book my ticket now! Well anyhoes I thought I would holla and give some props to your site.....Keep tite aiight.
One Luv
Nickwon Larock

TRANSLATION:

What's up, Orsm? Just wanted to say the "REEF" women you had in your last update were incredible. We've got some hot women in California, but wow. Those women are in Austrailia, right? Because if they are, I've got to get a ticket and fly down there. Anyway, I just thought I'd write, and let you know your site kicks ass. Keep it real.
Nickwon Larock

Does this clear up any confusion?

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Paul Katsovich wrote:
Translating an E-mail from "Punk" to "normal"

Dear Mr.Orsm

I am writing this letter to you in regards to the following E-mail which you recieved and posted on yoursite. Since I reside in NY City, in the good old U.S of A, I believe I can ablige as per your request and "decipher" the meaning of the afformentioned E-mail.

"Yo kid I just wanted to give mad props on the "REEF" bitches them hoes be off the hook son!!! Yo we got some bangin hoes in Cali but them brods is doin it in a major way! Is that in Australia or what if so homeboy a nigga gonna book my ticket now! Well anyhoes I thought I would holla and give some props to your site.....Keep tite aiight.
One Luv
Nickwon Larock"

The "gist" of the letter is that you have a great web-site which is very entertaining and the "Ladies" are quiet good looking. The author goes on to state that if the girls in the pictures are from Australia and all the girls in Australia are that good looking, then he has a friend ready to book a ticket for him. He goes on to repeat that you have a great site and you should keep it coming.

I, for one, am in total agreement with this "gentlemen" your web-site really is "off the hook" or in more common terms, entertaining and simply grand. Keep it coming, and we'll keep comming back.

Yours truly.

-Paul

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Josh Morgart wrote:
Subject: translation please?

Yo kid I just wanted to give mad props on the "REEF" bitches them hoes be off the hook son!!! Yo we got some bangin hoes in Cali but them brods is doin it in a major way! Is that in Australia or what if so homeboy a nigga gonna book my ticket now! Well anyhoes I thought I would holla and give some props to your site.....Keep tite aiight.
One Luv
Nickwon Larock

It means:

Hi. I wanted to compliment your site and tell you that the women on it are very attractive. We have some nice looking ladies out here in California, but the women on your site are VERY good looking. Are they all from Australia? If so, I am going to go get myself a ticket today! Anyway, I though I would write and compliment your site. Nice Job!

One love
Nickwon Larock.

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<with held> wrote:
Subject: How are you friend ?

Greetings,

I check your site a few times each week waiting for the next update, it's such a great way to waste time at work. I saw you asked for a translation from this email, I think I can help. here is the exact translation word for word:

Listen buddy, I would just like to congratulate you in regards to the Professional Reef Models, those beautiful females are VERY attractive!! We have some VERY beautiful women here in California but those women were of a much finer quality. Were those photographs taken in Australia ? Those pictures make me want to arrange a transcontinental flight right away. Well anyway, I just though I would let you know that I truly enjoyed those pictures and am I huge fan of your website. Keep up the good work.

Best Regards,
Nickwon Larock*

*He took this name from The Chef Raekwon a member of a Rap group from NY called the Wu-Tang Clan. And the last name Larock is also a former rap recording artist who pasted a number of years ago.

I hope that helps. Keep up the good work !