Shilpa Patel
wrote:
Subject: A history lesson
Hi Mr Orsm. A friend just sent this to me and
I thought you could maybe use it? Love your site by the way-jokes
and pics.(and you show the guys bits and not just the girls)
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How Soon We Forget. Please pause
a moment, reflect back, and take the following multiple choice test.
The events are actual cuts from past history. They actually happened!
Do you remember?
1. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics,
athletes were kidnapped and massacred by:
a. Olga Corbitt
b. Sitting Bull
c. Arnold Schwartzeneger
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
2. In 1979, the U.S. embassy in Iran was taken over by:
a. Lost Norwegians
b. Elvis
c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.
3. During the 1980's a number
of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by:
a. John Dillinger
b. The King of Sweden
c. The Boy Scouts
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
4. In 1983, the U.S. Marine barracks
in Beirut was blown up by:
a. A pizza delivery boy
b. Pee Wee Herman
c. Kylie Minoque
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
5. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille
Lauro was hijacked and a 70 year old American passenger was murdered
and thrown overboard in his wheelchair by:
a. The Smurfs
b. Davy Jones & The Monkees
c. The Little Mermaid
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
6. In 1985 TWA flight 847 was
hijacked at Athens, and a U.S. Navy diver trying to rescue passengers
was murdered by:
a. Captain Kid
b. Charles Lindberg
c. Mother Teresa
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
7. In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103
was bombed by:
a. Scooby Doo
b. The Tooth Fairy
c. Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
8. In 1993 the World Trade Center
was bombed the first time by:
a. Meatloaf
b. Grandma Moses
c. Michael Jordan
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
9. In 1998, the U.S. embassies
in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by:
a. Tarzan
b. Hillary Clinton (to distract attention from Wild Bill' s women
problems)
c. The World Wrestling Federation
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
10. On 11 September 2001 four
airliners were hijacked; two were used as missiles to take out the
World Trade Centers and of the remaining two, one crashed into the
US Pentagon and the other was diverted to a crash by the passengers.
Thousands of people were killed by:
a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd
b. The Supreme Court of Florida
c. Mr. Bean
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
11. In 2002 the United States
fought a war in Afghanistan against:
a. Lawrence of Arabia
b. The Lutheran Church
c. The NFL
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
12. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl
was kidnapped and murdered by:
a. Bonny and Clyde
b. Ned Kelly
c. Billy Graham
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
13. In 2002 the Sari Nightclub
in Kuta Beach, Bali, was blown up killing 189 young mainly Australian
tourists by:
a . The "Bundy" Polar Bear
b. Ho Chi Minh
c. Paul Keating
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
14. In July 2004, three London
Underground trains and one London Bus were suicide bombed by:
a. The Spice girls
b. The Beatles
c. The Four Tops
d. 4 'British' Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of
17 and 40
Nope, ......... I really don't
see a pattern here to justify profiling, do you? So, to ensure democratic
western Christian civilisation never offends anyone – particularly
fanatics intent on killing us - airport security screeners will
no longer be allowed to profile (or target)certain people. They
must only conduct random searches of 80-year-old women, people in
wheelchairs, little kids, airline pilots with proper identification,
Secret Service agents who are members of the U.S.President's security
detail, 85-year old World War II veterans with metal hips, and Boy
Scout groups. They must never "target" a turbanwearing
17 to 40 year old male who appears to have a suspicious package
tied around his body. This would be unjustified discrimination!
Send this to as many people as
you can so that the "do gooders," Greenies and other misguided
fools, including some High Court Judges, who want to thwart common
sense feel doubly ashamed of themselves. As Forest Gump (a product
of decadent democratic western Christian civilisation) so aptly
put it, "Stupid is as stupid does!" |