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              Tom 
                wrote:Subject: How to be a statistic. by Tom
 Step 1: Buy a motorcycle
 Step 2: Brave Los Angeles traffic everyday (rain or shine) (5670 
                miles since Dec.)
 Step 3: Participate in a fiery accident on the damn 10 freeway
 Step 4: (Removed for instructional purposes) Die.
 It is very ironic that just yesterday 
              I was telling Kris and Chris that we have enough riders to actually 
              have a statistic. 1 in 5 riders crash. This worried me sooo much 
              that I decided (err.. rather a little red car decided) it should 
              be me. I wear the gear. I think I am tough. I should be the one 
              who crashes first.
 So I did it... Today. =)
 Basically this happened after a car 
              merged into my lane and bounced me over a median and into merged 
              traffic. After realizing the bike was not recoverable, I bailed 
              off and ended up sliding across the freeway on my side and back. Luckily, other than the initial impact, 
              I really managed to avoid hitting (or be hit by) anything else. 
              Why the bike burned to the ground I still have no idea. We think 
              that maybe the fuel lines broke when the bike bottomed out going 
              over the curb. It took the Los Angeles Fire Dept. about 15-20 minutes 
              to get there to put the bike out. That’s when I starting thinking 
              nobody was going to believe this and realized I should document 
              it this time with the camera phone.  Basically I would like to first thank 
              God, Jesus, Allah, Jehovah, Buddha, and Ganesha (did I forget any?) 
              for helping me get through this alive.
 Although the whole thing only took maybe a second... I had plenty 
              of time to see, review, and analyze everything I was doing and that 
              was happening to me.
 
 So let me introduce you to my bike.
  (As it was brand new...) 
 And this is my bike moment after I had been thrown 
              to the pavement.  
 
 
 Please admire the concerned citizens 
              of Los Angeles who just drove by the burning wreckage. Additionally, 
              did I mention this isn't the first motor vehicle I lost to a fire. 
              I had honestly thought standing there watching my vehicle burn to 
              the ground would only happen once in my life... well, at least I 
              had a camera phone to remember it better. I have attached more pictures, but 
              without marshmallows this pictures have no flavor. Here is my bike now... (parts are 
              in no specific order.) =\ 
 And finally, my tally of injurys... Bruised legs.. no those came from paintball. Bruised hip... check.
 Singed hair on left hand... check
 Jammed left thumb... check
 Road rash on right forearm...
 
 CHECK! Believe it or not that is the extent 
              of my injuries. BUY YOUR GEAR! You guys know who I am talking about. 
              BUY YOUR GEAR! Analysis... even good riders fall 
              hard. It isn't always rider stupidity. Gear saves lives. Wear it 
              always! I wrecked the motorcycle at 50 MPH, burst into flames and 
              slid across the pavement... and I received less injuries than John 
              Faith wiping out on a mountain bike. Go figure. =\ Long story short... I am ok. =) Could 
              have been worse... Hell, my day could have been much better... but 
              it could have been much worse. Only question now is what type of 
              bike am I going to get to replace it? =) (My Mom always said I would 
              never learn...) Well, I am off to buy some lottery 
              tickets... =)  I think I am going to change my name 
              to MySpaceSurvivor now... |