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| Cinderella is divorced |
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| Snow-white has not been so lucky |
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| Little-Red-Riding-Hood hasn't seen the Wolf since |
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| Sleeping Beauty is still asleep |
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| The Little Mermaid has met a sad fate |
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| Barbie celebrated her 50th Birthday, this year |
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| Little Tweety is 60 years old |
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| So is Superman |
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| Wonder Woman is menopausal |
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| As for Batman and Robin they're living it up at the Nursing Home |
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| And Spider-Man is attached to different threads |
