Wow - two weeks without an update. Whilst it has been nice having a break from doing such things I would have preferred it under different circumstances. The last couple of weeks have seen me bombarded with an array of assignments that had to be completed and a plethora of exams. Last week worked out to 7 exams in 4 days. What a fuckin joke. Pressure I have always been good with - it takes a lot to freak me out. Exam pressure on the other hand just doesn't work for me. My brain goes into complete and utter shut down and I can't seem to find exactly what it is that I need to get through.

Regardless, I am still alive and I am still kicking. Got one last class left for the semester and that's in 4 hours time. YAY! 2 weeks break!

Anyways, apologies to all of you who emailed me [and even those who haven't] about the Priceless Vids and the Mp3's. The guys that host them for me had a few problems and I haven't had the time to fix things at my end either. So what you ask? You all just want all the files back up huh?

The good news is that they are all back up and are ALL working [I think].

Priceless Vids - Mp3 Downloads

If anyone comes across any that aren't working can you email me with what page you tried to download the file from and what the file was called.

I've got about a gabillion vids to add to that page and probably just as many requests for Mp3's as well so stay tuned for em.

That's enough for me for the moment. In the next few days there is going to be a full site update with everything from porn to priceless.

Have fun people. Enjoy. Mr. Orsm.

Well I'm happy to say I am pretty much over my fluey-virusey thing now. Thank fuck for that. Unfortunately it's a case of out of frying pan and into the fire again... or however the fuck that saying goes.

Anyways, it's exam week and I've got a shit load of studying to do and I got a shit load of assignments due.

When is the next update? Maybe over the weekend maybe not. Just keep checking the site and see what happens!!

By the way I know most of the priceless videos still don't work. Funyon.com suffered a hard drive failure so most of my files were lost but I assure you they will all be back as soon as I have a chance to fix them! NOW STOP EMAILING ME ABOUT IT!!!!

Enjoy. Mr. Orsm.

What a fuct week I've had so far. Let's try and break this down shall we.

• I'm still sick blah blah blah. Apparently some sort of virus or some shit.
• Most of the vids across the site are down at the moment.
• I have had fuck all web access most of the week due to my own silliness.
• I haven't been able to send email.
• I haven't been able to update due to lack of web access and I have some good nekkid chick pics to post.
• My piece of shit, fucked in the head, useless, unreliable, slow, shit, fucked, fucked, fucked, fucked internet service provider has introduced a monthly 3gig download limit. [I signed up with em because they specified unlimited downloads!].

Anyways... enough whinging for now. I'm tired and thus I am going to bed. I will most definitely post an update in the not too distant future so check back soon! Enjoy. Mr. Orsm.

For everyone that sends me email whinging that the videos on my site aren't downloadable [and are only viewable] - all your wishes have come true.

If you are more or less computer illiterate all you have to do now after clicking on a link to a vid is Right click on the text that says 'click here to download' and select 'save as' and you can download it. If you just wanna view it then left click it!

Big thanks to Mike at Funyon.com for fixing this.

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Enjoy. Mr. Orsm.

I've had a pretty fucken boring weekend so far. Slept in. Fucked around. Watched some TV. Fucked around. Had dinner. Fuct Around some more. I think I am turning into an old boring turd. Time will tell I'm sure...

A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for social security. After waiting in line a long time he got to the counter. The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver's license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realised he had left his wallet at home. He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home. "I will have to go home and comeback later." The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt." So he opens his shirt revealing lots of curly silver hair. She says," That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me," and she processed his social security application. When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the social security office. She said, "You should have dropped your pants, you might have gotten disability too.

While we are on the subject of hot chicks you may wanna check out Amanda's site.

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Just a quick update tonite - basically because I just wanted to post the above lesbian porn but also because I have to head out and do shit. Going to go and be a computer geek and see what it is that actually goes on at LAN parties.

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It's a public holiday/long weekend here [for some unknown reason] so you guys can probably expect another update from me in the next day or so. Love & Huggles. Enjoy. Mr. Orsm.